Hi. I'm Nick, and I'm awesome. Everything you could ever want in a human being, in fact.
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Kraftwerk/The Afghan Whigs are the best band ever. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE OKAY
I know everything about music, and I can prove it.
In sport, I support people, not teams. Apart from Middlesbrough.
Jose Mourinho is an arrogant cunt, and that's why I love him.
National pride is idiocy. Your parents fucked there. That's all.
I work in a pub.
Don't tell anyone, but I'm really a troll.
Good taste in music is sexy.
Ugg boots aren't.
I quote Bill Hicks all the time.
And Bill Bailey.
And Dylan Moran.
I hate people who hate George Bush because some fat wannabe political critic told them to.
I happen to think I'm pretty sexy. Feel free to disagree, if you're okay with being wrong.
Genres of music are labels, not something to dictate your tastes with.
Brunettes blondes. Fact.
Having said that, Tori Amos is as good a contendor as any for 'The Perfect Woman', in my eyes.
I'm a caffiene addict, and am actually having to work really hard ..ting down my coffee intake.
I can't whistle. HAPPY NOW TOM?!
Jeff Buckley makes me cry, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I spend way too much money on music magazines.
I still find good comedy funny the 10th time I hear it.
I have about 1,200 albums.
People who hate blacks, and listen to ANY modern music, are hypocrites.
People who say rap and/or electronic dance isn't real music are idiots.
Yes, my e-mail is a DJ Shadow reference.
A guitar is not a tool to impress people, any more than a tuba or a bassoon is.
Mini-moshers are WAY more annoying than chavs.
You can write whatever the fuck you want in these lists, because nobody reads them.
Except the people who want your sex, obviously.
I brought these gifts for you. They're up in my bum.
Writing songs is all about stealing, with skill.
If you find out I 'fancy' you, it means nothing. I usually fancy about 80 people at any one time.
If I think you're something special, you'll know about it.
Why have one song that's special with the person you love, when you could have 100?
ALL music is pretentious.
Pixies and Belle & Sebastian both turn me into a screaming little fangirl, and I'm proud.
The reason I'm so opinionated is because I'm right.
If you haven't figured out by now that I'm trying to sound like a total cunt, well....
Don't ask where I got my design from. If you must know I made it myself.
The ultimate torture, for me, is being forced to listen to "Place Your Hands" by Reef.
The only reason I have this thing is because a girl I liked told me to get one, and at that point, I'd probably have even listened to The Libertines if she asked me to. Which is so stereotypically 'MySpace' it makes my brain hurt, but what are ya gonna do? But fuck it, I'm here now. May as well just use it as a convenient little home page to collect links to all my other homepages (and as another way to whore myself on the internet, obviously).
