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Alexander Murderface

The Future Freaks Me Out...

About Me

:: Updated 05 JANUARY 2008 ::
[ Hi, my name is Alex. I kick ass ]
[ I'm 21 years old. I'm from Luton ]
[ I'm a massive computer geek ]
[ I dropped out of University before starting my final year ]
[ I miss everyone in Manchester to death ]
[ Yeah...even you, Arran ]
[ I seem to have a bad habit of fucking things up ]
[ Music is my LIFE ]
[ I write articles for an online music magazine ]
[ I turn my hand to a bit of DJing ]
[ I play guitar too ]
[ I'm better at Guitar Hero ]
[ I love just hanging out with people, especially when there's DVDs and/or biscuits involved ]
[ I'm the kinda guy that takes a chainsaw to a hedge maze ]
[ I think house parties are pretty sweet ]
[ I think burlesque is freaking awesome! ]
[ I think Jagermeister makes anything awesome ]
[ Oh yeah, the colour of my hair changes with my mood...]
[ Right now, it's black ]
[ And I love it ]
[ I don't 'get' indie ]
[ Edge on Tuesdays, Park on Thursdays ]
[ Message me if you want my e-mail address ]
[ FYI, it's not the one I had in High School or College ]
[ Don't be a prick if I don't give it to you ]

I'm with [raw]

What's your excuse?


Marrianne Harris Photography
(she's well good!)

My Interests

Music, Gaming, Guitars, Drinking, Partying, Gigs & Shows, Photography, Cinema, Dragon Slaying, Riding Tigers, Backflips, Spin Kicks and Random Pit Moves

I'd like to meet:


I always wanted to meet a real rock legend. I shook hands with Sebastian Bach after the Metal Hammer Awards and I must say, I'm still rather chuffed with myself.


Also, I'd like to kick Axl Rose in the back. Does that count?

Comment!

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Music:

I listen to stuff like:

Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, Alexisonfire, Converge, Mastodon, Green Day, Bayside, Motion City Soundtrack, Jimmy Eat World, Fall Out Boy, Miles Davis, Mark Lanegan, Megadeth, Metallica, Interpol, Maximo Park, DJ Shadow, Boards of Canada, Comeback Kid, Bullet For My Valentine, The Black Dahlia Murder, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Gallows, The Haunted and Killswitch Engage

...to name a few.

Movies:

Evil Dead [Army of Darkness]
Battle Royale
Pulp Fiction
The Usual Suspects
Starship Troopers
A Beautiful Mind
Brotherhood [tae guk gi]
City Of God [Cidade de Deus]

Television:

Shaun The Sheep
Ebichu [The Housekeeping Hamster]
Scrubs
Trigun
Death Note
Adult Swim

Books:

The Bible!

Heroes:



Oh yeah, my family is from Trinidad. They're awesome too!

My Blog

This is why Rock Band is better than Guitar Hero...

TIMMAAAY!!!> Dethklok?Possibly......
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:03:00 PST

Best...Gamer...Ever...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aLTQRJXzwP0
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:23:00 PST

I want a Warthog for Xmas!!

Yeah...someone actually built one of these bad boys...possibly for the Halo movie?I WANT!!!...
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

My Room is F***ing Mess

You can't even see the floorFACT!
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:10:00 PST

The Joys of Recursion

Large numbers are fun int ackermann(int m, int n) { if (m == 0) return n+1; else if (m > 0 && n == 0) return ackermann(m-1, 1); else if (m > 0 && n > 0) return ackermann(m...
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:37:00 PST

Umm yeah...


Posted by Alexander Murderface on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:09:00 PST

WTF?!? 2=1

Let a and b be equal non-zero quantities Multiply through by a Subtract Factor both sides Divide out Observing that Combine like terms on the left Divide by the non-zero b Q.E.D. (bitch)...
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

A poem for Alex, by Aimee

alex alex,i saw him down the leisure plex,i put a disc on his face and span my decks.he plays cricket,nothing rhymes with that,what a twat  i kicked him in the knee and wore him as a hat,he ...
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:07:00 PST

On a lighter note.

I ate no less than seven types of cheese today! Bet you can't guess what they all were :P
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

Today they buried a friend

I will always remember you Saleem;For causing Mr. Huxley such grief in English, for all those lunchtime games of football, for sticking up for me those times and for so much more than that......you wi...
Posted by Alexander Murderface on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:08:00 PST