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Helen

What the gently caress?

About Me

I like to try and be open and honest as best I can, but i'm only human, so piss off if i make a mistake every now and again. Hopeless romantic 'til the end.

My Interests

In the interests of peace, love and prosperity, nakedness. It'll make for a better world one day, you mark my words.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's not a complete twat. But seriously now, if everyone was more honest with others (and themselves for that matter), things'd be a whole lot easier on everyone. Quit pretending, quit doing things you know you should and start doing the things you aren't so sure about. Do everything you wanted to when you were happy, and forget the things you wanted to do when you were sad.SERIOUSLY.Just be honest, and do the best you can with that.PEACE OUT X

Music:

Preferably audible.

Books:

Large print with pictures. Preferably no more than 10 pages long, one easily readable sentence per page.

Heroes:

Me. Oh yes, and me again. Hur.OH, BUT IF I DON'T LOVE MYSELF, WHO WILL?

My Blog

Look whos back with a brand new... huh?

WELL.Honestly,shit just keeps gettin crazier maaaan. That thing i said about my brain looking like a row of tildes? (~)Still applies, but in a good way xDBit of bad poo-poo going on familywise atm, fo...
Posted by Helen on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:45:00 PST

MIXED

So for the most part, fucking wicked last few days  Won't go into it, but yeah :3However i do seem to have developed a fear (seriously, shakey sweaty vomit inducing fear) of choreographed dancing. I h...
Posted by Helen on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:28:00 PST

What the cack?

SRSLY.Weirdest few days of my life thus far. My brain looks like this:~~~~~truly bizarre.Also my sister just stole my bath time, git. I've only been allowed showers for like 2 weeks, I HATE SHOWERS, t...
Posted by Helen on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST

Wait whut?

Woop, i got a job respraying logos in a nightclub, like 4 days of work for £300! Awesome! I also got a new job as barstaff/glass collector/general skivvy-kid for indiependant, and thrice woop. Sure gl...
Posted by Helen on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:40:00 PST

Let us blog~

First things first: World falls down around ears, and someone picks it up and makes it into a hat for you? OR IS THAT JUST HOW IT SEEMS? Hmm.Again, everything would be so much easier if everyone just ...
Posted by Helen on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:52:00 PST

Argh.

WHAT.THE.CRAP.How do so many things go wrong all at once?
Posted by Helen on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:00:00 PST

The actions of others...

Are entirely baffling. How we continue as a species i don't know.*sputters incoherently*Guten nacht
Posted by Helen on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:34:00 PST

Welcome to the blog, let’s have a laugh while we’re here

So, I've never tried this blogging thing before, and I thought I'd give it a proper go. I'll try and punctuate and spell everything right, but if i get on a rant i might forget things. I also apologis...
Posted by Helen on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:35:00 PST