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This Beast Of A Man.
Anything And Everything...As Long As It's Not Lame.
Anything Violent Or Funny.
A Mixture Of The Two Is Golden.
Family Guy.
The Simpsons.
Hollyoaks.
Spaced.
The Office.
Little Britain.
Extras.
Dr Who.
Friends.
The Young Ones.
Two Pints.
The League Of Gentlemen.
The Mighty Boosh.
Black Books.
"It had been the morning after the job,lying there sore and knackered, having had a frustratingly restless night. He had drifted in and out of a light sleep, and started having this horrible dream that the stump of his severed finger was being swarmed over and eaten by ants and maggots. He had opened one cloudy eye to see that his arm was hanging off the end of the bed, and the ravaged stump was being soliticiously licked by Ruffle, the land-lady's miserable little white Scottie.
In semi-concious malice he had slowly reached under the pillow for his knife, then leaned over and stuck it between the fluffy little twats eyes. Then he had rolled over and slept peacefully for six more hours."
'Quite Ugly One Morning' By Christopher Brookmyre.
These People.
Joey.
Elliot.
Lisey.
Kristy.
Honor.
Nicky.
Helen.
The People I Can Talk To With Ease.
They Wont Judge Me.
Although Elliot May Headbutt Me...But That's A Risk I'm Willing To Take.