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Fiona

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am Siamese so you better recognize!! I will sit in your lap just to shed white fur all over your black clothes and you better pet me bitch! I used to be an only cat, but my asshole owner brought this black slut, Nala into the house. She thinks she is such hot shit so I chase her around the house and hiss at her every day. I like to pee on the bathroom carpet too.

My Interests

Sleeping, eating, drinking shots of whiskey when Christopher leaves them out, pooping in my owner's roommate's closet, peeing on the bathroom carpet, aimlessly staring at the wall for hours, chasing Nala around the house, torturing small animals, cuddling, purring, sleeping, sleeping, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will pet me after I bite them

Music:

I usually hide under the bed because the stereo is too damn loud but, I really like Jeff Buckley and anything Jazz. It makes me purr.

Movies:

Cat's Eye, Sleepers, Pet Cemetary

Books:

The ones I lay on while Christopher is trying to read ;-)