Johnny Spew

Composting really brilliant crappy music, Meeting ladies in the ladies room and beyond, Beating up little jimmy and his lame emo friends, Saying mean things to people so they will feel bad about themselves, Being an inspiration to the world, Getting chicks to make out with each other and more, Molesting groupies (habit), scat girls, Female ejaculation(it does exist!), Hot lesbians who help me score with other chicks, skanky dirty filthy sluts yet who are somehow innocent about it, People's moms who are whores, The word "cunt", Chicks who like it in the butt, Chicks who say they don't like it in the butt, but(t) do, Playing with vaginas, Making cookies, Making fun of everyone including you and your friends, Hitting on your mom in front of your dad, Yeast infections, Queefs, Going into space and other dimensions, Finding my inner child, Exploiting everything I possibly can and then unexploiting it just so I can exploit it again, Drinking my self into a coma, Smoking things I shouldn't, Swinging with Suzie, Sex on the toilet and Much Much More!