Mathematics, (yeah, I know I'm a freak, thanks for the input)
food, sex, sleep,
the usual....
I also enjoy shopping, billiards, drinking, and tormenting idiots....I collect crystal and silver, and own more articles of clothing than any one person should have (I believe that one can never own too many black tank tops).....and shoes, although I never wear them....my second major is philosophy, but I really have to be in the mood for deep contemplation to converse on the subject - otherwise I merely become annoyed at being asked to work that hard....
I hate everyone....
I just hate some people less than others -
mostly the ones I find amusing for various reasons.
Don't be afraid, I don't bite - much.
...and have I mentioned my views on internet dating?
the whole concept baffles me.
'dating' someone without ever being face-to-face
makes about as much sense to me
as lighting onesself on fire.....
OKAY.... HERE'S YOUR FUCKING SURVEY!
Name: Satan, aka Fred
Birthday: 29 September, 1971
Birthplace: Hell, CA
Current Location: same
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown (dyed black)
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: sinister
Your Heritage: WHITE (german / english/irish/welsh/czech)
The Shoes You Wore Today: none (the usual)
Your Weakness: powerful men
Your Fears: powerful men
Your Perfect Pizza: easy sauce, extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a crowbar big enough to pry my head out of my ass
New Goal For 2007: use that crowbar to beat the living fuck out of anyone who encourages me to walk around with my head shoved up my ass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: again?!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes/hair/ass... depends who you ask
Your Bedtime: depends on the day.... 10pm on weeknights usually....
Your Most Missed Memory: how can one miss a memory? if it's that good, it stays with you forever....
Pepsi or Coke: coke. pepsi sucks
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither..... tea makes me bloat, lol
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: monster... or a really good double shot vanilla coconut half latte/half brave....
Do you Smoke: yes, especially during sex (friction, you know)
Do you Swear: fuck no! that's SOOOO unladylike!
Do you Sing: um.... I'm not sure it can really be called 'singing'.... but I LOVE karaoke.....
Do you Shower Daily: usually (if I get out of bed, lol)
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: I've been to college. someday I might even finish....
Do you want to get Married: only to the right person
Do you belive in yourself: of course. how can one not 'believe' in the only thing that one can truly know is real?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: depends on who's looking at me
Are you a Health Freak: freak? yes. health freak? not any more
Do you get along with your Parents: the one that's left, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when the temperature's above 75 degrees farenheit
Do you play an Instrument: *giggles wickedly*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define 'drugs'....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not in the formal sense of the word....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a MALL?! *looks horrified*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmmm..... sushi......
In the past month have you been on Stage: does karaoke count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: only once that counts....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: regretfully, no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: do hearts count? moments? kisses? the show? thunder? probably not....
Ever been Drunk: shure....
Ever been called a Tease: of course
Ever been Beaten up: only by a man
Ever Shoplifted: as a child
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have to grow up?! SHIT!! nobody told me that...
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt
In a Man...
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown/black
Short or Long Hair: very long (but not longer than mine, lol) or shaved
Height: over 6'
Weight: at least 180lbs
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: taken where?
Number of CDs I own: at least 100, not counting the ones ripped to my harddrive. over 17,500 songs at last count....
Number of Piercings: five, all in the ears
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: very few - you have to do what you do to be who you are
Can't stand country, bubblegum, or 'easy listening' Other than that - Metallica and Slipknot are two of my favorites...Hardcore, lots of bass, vulgar lyrics, anything that hits home... some 80's 'glam' and 'new-wave'... and a little of that sappy gothic shit (lol).....
The Princess Bride, Boondock Saints, City of Angels, Requiem for a Dream, Equilibrium, the Big Empty, Monty Python (any), Brazil, The Matrix, anything with Robin Williams
WHAT IS 'TELEVISION'?
~ * @ * ~
HOW to MAKE an
EVIL ONE
INGREDIENTS:
3 parts intelligence
1 part dysfunction
2 parts humor
4 parts sarcasm
MIXING INSTRUCTIONS:
Combine in a
tall glass half filled with crushed ice and rimmed with sugar.
DO NOT STIR!
Serve with a slice of wisdom.
(no cherry)
YUM!!!
WARNING:
MAY CAUSE HANGOVER
ANTHEM
Ayn Rand
(also
We the Living
),
Farenheit 451
Ray Bradbury,
Grimm's Fairy Tales ,
Brave New World
Aldous Huxley,
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Shel Silverstein
(also
The Giving Tree ),
Hesiod's
Theogeny ,
Piers Anthony's
Incarnations of Immortality series
(also
the Xanth series),
Robert Jordan's
Wheel of Time series,
The Celestine Prophecy
James Redfield,
Shakespeare 's comedies/tragedies
my Mother, Gauss, and Tycho Brahe...
...and Rene Descartes (far better mathematician than philosopher,
rarely got out of bed before noon