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Evil One

I am here for Friends

About Me


In case you're wondering, I'm White....
Not caucasian... just WHITE.

I'm not sure who put it there or when,
but there's a sign on my cage that reads:
WARNING: DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS

funny... this doesn't seem to be an issue
so long as the 'others' referred to
are a bit twisted as well....

Girl Anachronism

My Interests

Mathematics, (yeah, I know I'm a freak, thanks for the input)
food, sex, sleep,
the usual....

I also enjoy shopping, billiards, drinking, and tormenting idiots....I collect crystal and silver, and own more articles of clothing than any one person should have (I believe that one can never own too many black tank tops).....and shoes, although I never wear them....my second major is philosophy, but I really have to be in the mood for deep contemplation to converse on the subject - otherwise I merely become annoyed at being asked to work that hard....

I'd like to meet:


I hate everyone....
I just hate some people less than others -
mostly the ones I find amusing for various reasons.
Don't be afraid, I don't bite - much.

...and have I mentioned my views on internet dating?
the whole concept baffles me.
'dating' someone without ever being face-to-face
makes about as much sense to me
as lighting onesself on fire.....

OKAY.... HERE'S YOUR FUCKING SURVEY!
Name: Satan, aka Fred
Birthday: 29 September, 1971
Birthplace: Hell, CA
Current Location: same
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown (dyed black)
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: sinister
Your Heritage: WHITE (german / english/irish/welsh/czech)
The Shoes You Wore Today: none (the usual)
Your Weakness: powerful men
Your Fears: powerful men
Your Perfect Pizza: easy sauce, extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a crowbar big enough to pry my head out of my ass
New Goal For 2007: use that crowbar to beat the living fuck out of anyone who encourages me to walk around with my head shoved up my ass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: again?!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes/hair/ass... depends who you ask
Your Bedtime: depends on the day.... 10pm on weeknights usually....
Your Most Missed Memory: how can one miss a memory? if it's that good, it stays with you forever....
Pepsi or Coke: coke. pepsi sucks
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither..... tea makes me bloat, lol
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: monster... or a really good double shot vanilla coconut half latte/half brave....
Do you Smoke: yes, especially during sex (friction, you know)
Do you Swear: fuck no! that's SOOOO unladylike!
Do you Sing: um.... I'm not sure it can really be called 'singing'.... but I LOVE karaoke.....
Do you Shower Daily: usually (if I get out of bed, lol)
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: I've been to college. someday I might even finish....
Do you want to get Married: only to the right person
Do you belive in yourself: of course. how can one not 'believe' in the only thing that one can truly know is real?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: depends on who's looking at me
Are you a Health Freak: freak? yes. health freak? not any more
Do you get along with your Parents: the one that's left, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when the temperature's above 75 degrees farenheit
Do you play an Instrument: *giggles wickedly*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define 'drugs'....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not in the formal sense of the word....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a MALL?! *looks horrified*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmmm..... sushi......
In the past month have you been on Stage: does karaoke count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: only once that counts....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: regretfully, no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: do hearts count? moments? kisses? the show? thunder? probably not....
Ever been Drunk: shure....
Ever been called a Tease: of course
Ever been Beaten up: only by a man
Ever Shoplifted: as a child
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have to grow up?! SHIT!! nobody told me that...
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt
In a Man...
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown/black
Short or Long Hair: very long (but not longer than mine, lol) or shaved
Height: over 6'
Weight: at least 180lbs
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: taken where?
Number of CDs I own: at least 100, not counting the ones ripped to my harddrive. over 17,500 songs at last count....
Number of Piercings: five, all in the ears
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: very few - you have to do what you do to be who you are

Music:

Can't stand country, bubblegum, or 'easy listening' Other than that - Metallica and Slipknot are two of my favorites...Hardcore, lots of bass, vulgar lyrics, anything that hits home... some 80's 'glam' and 'new-wave'... and a little of that sappy gothic shit (lol).....

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Boondock Saints, City of Angels, Requiem for a Dream, Equilibrium, the Big Empty, Monty Python (any), Brazil, The Matrix, anything with Robin Williams

Television:

WHAT IS 'TELEVISION'?
~ * @ * ~


HOW to MAKE an
EVIL ONE

INGREDIENTS: 3 parts intelligence
1 part dysfunction
2 parts humor
4 parts sarcasm

MIXING INSTRUCTIONS:
Combine in a
tall glass half filled with crushed ice and rimmed with sugar.
DO NOT STIR!
Serve with a slice of wisdom.
(no cherry)
YUM!!!

WARNING:
MAY CAUSE HANGOVER


Books:

ANTHEM
Ayn Rand
(also
We the Living ),
Farenheit 451
Ray Bradbury,
Grimm's Fairy Tales ,
Brave New World
Aldous Huxley,
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Shel Silverstein
(also
The Giving Tree ),
Hesiod's
Theogeny
,
Piers Anthony's
Incarnations of Immortality series
(also
the Xanth series),
Robert Jordan's
Wheel of Time series,
The Celestine Prophecy
James Redfield,
Shakespeare 's comedies/tragedies

Heroes:

my Mother, Gauss, and Tycho Brahe...
...and Rene Descartes (far better mathematician than philosopher,
rarely got out of bed before noon

My Blog

LIFE......

LIFE IS FUNNY........
Posted by Evil One on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

I only wish I were stupid....

I've been called a lot of things over the years..... some of them are accurate, some not so accurate.... days like today, I wish that some of those people were right. if I could only be as cold, ...
Posted by Evil One on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:51:00 PST

life

life is a funny thing.... it can be SO good. or bad. or just... life. it's hard to feel 'happy' when every day is a struggle. when what should be the the simplest tasks are major obstacles, and ...
Posted by Evil One on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

Never enough (revised)

DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN TO REPOST THIS&. ALMOST EXACTLY ONE YEAR SINCE I WROTE IT ~*.../*~     Never enough time . . . Endless hours spent on 'necessary' tedium, The minutes that remain too qu...
Posted by Evil One on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 05:35:00 PST

blog blog blog.....

those of you who know me personally and have read my blogs already know something about them: this is an outlet for my twisted sense of humor. a place to expound upon jokes prerviously shared with fri...
Posted by Evil One on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST

SEDUCER? ME??!! You must be mistaken....

Your Seduction Style: Prized Object The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce th...
Posted by Evil One on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:12:00 PST

help me I am in Hell

How Good Are You at Important Things? Name: Age: Favorite Color: Sex - 86 % Emotional Attachment - 55 % Kissing - 7...
Posted by Evil One on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 01:13:00 PST

ANOTHER COCKTAIL

HOW TO MAKE ASTEVIL CAUTION:This is a very complicated cocktail thatshould NOT be attempted by beginners! INGREDIENTS:3 parts musical genius2 parts anger (repressed)2 parts brilliance1 part a...
Posted by Evil One on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 08:54:00 PST

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

IT IS NOW TWO DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY -so if you haven't got off your lazy ass and gone shopping yet, you'd better get it in gear!~*N*~...
Posted by Evil One on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:10:00 PST

PERSONALITY COCKTAIL

HAH!! I WIN! for those of you who might have been wondering what was suppose to be in those empty boxes on my profile, my style sheet ate it.but although I'm not smart enough to get it to spit it ...
Posted by Evil One on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:01:00 PST