My band,THE VOLUME KNOCKERS (myspace.com/rockthoseknockers)-we are here to fucking save Rock N' Roll!*Non-conformity*Independent thinking*All good Rock and Metal*Singing,writing songs and playing Guitar,Bass,and Drums*Exotic Foods (the spicier,the better !)* Porn starlets * Wild uninhibited sex* Drinking good imported beer ,rum,whiskey and vodka * Girls in fishnets, stilletto heels,leather and vinyl *Culinary experimentation*PORN!*Rock N' Fuckin' Roll!*Hardcore tattooed and pierced bad girls*Lakers basketball*working out and staying fit*Intellectual and sexual stimulation * Non-mainstream movies*Astrology*Rock N' Fuckin' Roll*drinking good alcohol*tantric sex*reading about the occult, esoteric studies,ancient cultures and religions, and metaphysics*Rock N' Roll*Being a rebellious non-conformist individualistically- minded person*Debating close -minded religious conservatives and pissing them off!*Rock N' Fucking Roll!, and anything not part of mainstream society. Oh,did I mention Sex,Drinking, and Rock N' Roll? ;)
A Bassist who shares my creative vision of bringing Pure Unadulterated ROCK FURY and Rampant Sexual Abandon to the world Cool,REAL,Down-To -Earth Women who are intelligent,open-minded, sexually uninhibited,non-materialistic,free-thinking,sincere,compassi onate, have no ulterior motives ,and prefer to play bed games rather than head games;Female tattoo artists;and of course-any Porn Actresses! Music Industry people:Producers,Engineers,Record Label Owners,A&R Reps,Managers,Booking Agents,Photographers,Graphic Artists,and anyone in the Rock music and adult film industries. I have the songs,the musical ability and the image,and I'm ready show the world what REAL Rock sounds like!WARNING! ANY EMO/SCREAMO/GEEK ROCK BANDS WHO TRY TO ADD ME WILL BE SUBJECT TO EXTREME VERBAL ABUSE AND DERISION
Any intense, dark,passionate ,powerful Rock and Metal(which is NOT gay-ass Emo,Screamo or Metalcore-what's up with all those skinny, whiny, tattooed,metrosexual bitch-geeks and their incredibly lame hairstyles? Worse than 80's New Wave!First we had to endure shitty Rap-Rock,Yuppie Rock,and Pop-Punk,and now we have this horrendously fucking LAME Emo garbage-what the fuck ever happened to good,Kick-Ass Rock N' Roll?): JUDAS PRIEST(the Metal Godz!) * BLACK SABBATH * DIO(the best singer in Metal) * LED ZEPPELIN * early VAN HALEN( Diamond Dave era!) * AC/DC * KISS * MOTORHEAD(Lemmy is God!), * SOUNDGARDEN * GUNS N' fuckin' ROSES! * THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS * ALICE IN CHAINS * THE DOORS * TOOL * RAINBOW * C.O.C. * ROLLINS BAND * DANZIG * THIN LIZZY * early METALLICA * IRON MAIDEN * OZZY * KYUSS (the most underrated band in Rock) *MY SISTER'S MACHINE (an awesome fucking band who should have been huge-check 'em out) U.F.O. * Temple Of The Dog * THE SCORPIONS * Black Label Society * DEEP PURPLE * Humble Pie * WOLFMOTHER * Urge Overkill (another great underrated band) * The Black Crowes * Foo Fighters * THE ROLLING STONES * The Eagles * The Beatles * Rush * early AEROSMITH(70's!) * CHEAP TRICK * ZZ Top * NIRVANA * NEIL YOUNG AND CRAZYHORSE * Peter Frampton *Supertramp* Curtis Mayfield * Prince * Bad Company * The James Gang * Free * Montrose * Anthrax * DISTURBED * Godsmack * Clutch * Mad Season * Creed * Foreigner * Styx * Sammy Hagar (70's/early 80's solo stuff) * David Bowie * Journey * QUEEN * Alice Cooper * Life Of Agony * The Darkness * White Zombie * N.I.N. * Depeche Mode * Pantera * Rage Against The Machine * early Motley Crue * Stone Temple Pilots * Down * Superjoint Ritual * TOM PETTY (one of the greatest songwriters ever) * SLAYER * The Hellacopters * Nashville Pussy * Priestess * Velvet Revolver * Elton John * The Police * The Cars * Helmet * The Cult * Smashing Pumpkins * U2 * Wings * Faith No More * Candlebox * Bad Brains * Black Flag * D.R.I. * Living Colour * H.I.M * Dinosaur,Jr * Soul Asylum * The Gin Blossoms * old Motown: Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye (the most passionate singers ever) * some classic (meaning 60's and 70's) jazz, funk, blues, and reggae
Leaving Las Vegas, The Vampire's Kiss,Private Parts,Waiting (one of the fucking funniest movies ever !) Blue Velvet,Joe Dirt, The Stoned Age, Floundering, Barfly, Pump Up The Volume,Nacho Libre, Heathers, The Warriors, The Doors, The River's Edge, Waiting,American Beauty, Wild At Heart, Pulp Fiction, Angel Heart, White Oleander, Boogie Nights,Colors,Gridlock'd,Juice, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Heavy Metal, Taxi Driver, Happiness, The Doom Generation, Secretary, The Devil's Advocate, Raising Arizona, Trainspotting, The Crow,Friday,Whore, Almost Famous, Punch Drunk Love, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and of course,any good 'n' nasty Porn!
TV is for the brainwashed sheep-like masses,but when I get really bored I watch Uranium(Julia's fucking sexy as hell!),Headbanger's Ball,NBA Basketball(the only sport I can get into),early Saturday Nite Live(Sandler and Farley rule!) and In Living Color,Conan O'Brien,Northern Exposure,Beavis And Butthead(the classics!),Bevery Hills 90210(so lame it's cool!),Breaking Bonaducci(he's so openly fucked up and dysfunctional you gotta love him!);cheesy dating shows like Elimidate,Next!,etc(which show just how shallow and pretentious most people truly are),and a few other shows
Bukowski, Henry Rollins, George Orwell, Stephen King, The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need, and anything about paganism, mysticism, the occult, ancient cultures and religions, astrology, and other interesting unusual subjects
Jimi Hendrix,Kirk Hammett,Jim Morrison,Henry Rollins,Bon Scott,Rob Halford,Carlos Santana,Randy Rhoads,Jimmy Page,Robert Plant,Chris Cornell,Anthony Kiedis,John Frusciante,Uli Jon Roth,Michael Schenker,Eddie Van Halen,Ozzy Osboune(pre-Osbournes!),Charles Bukowski,Aleister Crowley,Stephen King,Martin Luther King,Howard Stern,Larry Flynt,Hugh Hefner,Dolly Parton(seriously!-Dolly fucking Rocks!!Plus,she's a Capricorn as well-Rock Those Knockers,baby!),and all other individualistic, independant-thinking,non-conformist trend-setters(as opposed to trend-followers,which most people are),iconoclasts,rebels, and mavericks