Olfactory hallucinations. Lightning bugs. Haw flakes. Drive-In creature features. Buicks. Houdini and Whodini. Daumier. Sewing, spying, sneaking and spraying, road trips & gas station poops, wearing disguises to the dogpark, my southern-ass family and other Oklahomies, NOMA, flan, plaster, COMPILING DETAILED NOTES. Masks. Hailing Eris. Watergun fights. Black humor. Delighting your inner child and tickling your catastrophies. Driving until the car dies. Jane Campion's clotheslines. love/hate relationships. Rocking Klymaxx tapes on the little doom-doom. Green things. Henry Darger.
Jesco White. General Zod. Bucketbots of the world. The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Mark Jenkins and a box of tape. Fellow eccentrics with Kleenex box shoes and giant Marks-A-Lot marker collections. Prince, John Waters, and Joan Crawford at the same time.
Cap'n Beefheart, Kool Keith's Sex Styles. Crass. Eric Dolphy. Praxis and Curtis Mayfield and jug bands and the Swans . David Bowie. loud death wails. Ambrosia. Bjork. The Wu. cry in your whiskey country. R&B, Blues and delta crickets, jazz old old i'm old music. the heavy metal of our fine norwegian psychos. The Shaggs. Hawd Gangstuh Rappuh MC's Wid Ghatz. Drunk people who spin records on those old-fashioned victrola things.
Searching For the Wrong-Eyed Jesus, Grey Gardens, Brazil. I watch tons of foreign smut that I claim is "artsy", but we all know it is really porno. see?
MST3K, Deadwood, The Wire, Father Ted, Sidekicks. You Can't Do That on Television. Arrested Development, Strangers With Candy.
Gangsta Rap Coloring book.
Spit out your grain alcohol. Nabokov. Bloomsday forever! Anna Kavan, Bukowski, Amy Hempel, Angela Carter, Pynchon, Tom Robbins, Ray Carver Absurdities. A Confederacy of Dunces. Vollmann, pervy stuff. Harry Crews.
Dad. Rock 'em sock 'em archaeologists and investigators.
OKLAHOMANS past and present. Seedy lurkers.