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derek

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI am a kook who loves pop culture and all the glorious wealth of knowledge it has bestowed upon me. I love conspiracies and random events that Eris has deemed me blessed to receive. All those tattoos in my pics are mine. Loyalty is paramount to me, so don't fuck with me or mine. Walk your own path, not mine. But perhaps our paths will converge and run parallel. I have a sweet ass girlfriend. Fnord..

My Interests


Conspiracies, world domination, Spreading chaos and discord, All Hail Eris, All Hail Discordia!

I'd like to meet:

Fellow inmates from Arkham Asylum. The mad and the creative. Geniuses and magicians. Browncoats always welcome. ..

Music:

I like Eyedea and Abilities (Abilities being my younger brother), Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Beatnuts, Carbon Carousel, GWAR, Carnage, Johnny Cash, Sublime, Atmosphere, Blueprint, Musab, Mr. Dibbs, the whole Rhymesayers click, Sacred Hoop, Mr. Bungle, Kool Keith, Faith No More, MC Chris, Disturbed, Pantera, Duran Duran, Lamb of God, A Flock of Seagulls, Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot, Subtle, Jel, Slayer. Basically I like a lot of underground hip hop as well as thrash and metal. And I fucking love 80s music!

Movies:

Serenity, Closer, Appleseed, Black Hawk Down, Midnight Run, Jarhead, Full Metal Jacket, Team America, The Crow, Ridicule, Equilibrium, Total Recall, Donnie Darko, Waiting, Clerks, V For Vendetta, A Fish Called Wanda, Batman Begins, Superbad, The Descent, Requiem For a Dream, Not Another Teen Movie, Transformers, Dawn of the Dead, Shogun Assassin, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Feast, Talladega Nights, Dodgeball, American Psycho, Knocked Up, Friday, The Departed
Running away? You yellow . . .

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Television:

Firefly, Deadwood, LOST, Farscape, Basilisk, Carnivale, Galaxy High, [adult swim], Sopranos, Simpsons, Elimidate, Blind Date, Dune (sci-fi), Attack of the Show, X-Play, Old School Transformers, Captain N and the Gamemasters, Gantz, Old school GI Joe, Cinematech NE, Kitchen Confidential, Old school He-Man, Smallville, The Apprentice, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Eureka, Dexter, Samurai Champloo, Trailer Park Boys, Robot Chicken, Who Wants to Be a Superhero?, Berserk, Cowboy Bebop, Desert Punk, MST3K, Arrested Development, Heroes, random things on VH1

Books:

Tao Te Ching, Jarhead, VALIS, The Illuminatus Trilogy, Principia Discordia, The Art of War, Flags of Our Fathers, Autobiography of a Yogi, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Scanner Darkly, Watchmen, Preacher, Arkham Asylum, Kingdom Come, Dark Knight Returns, Punisher: Born, Sandman, Wanted

Heroes:

Twisted Toyfare Theater Captain Kirk, Batman, Punisher, Wolverine, Conan, Zartan, Zandar, Skeletor, The Joker, Boba Fett, Jayne Cobb, Malcom Reynolds, Al Swearengen, Philip K Dick, Hunter S Thompson, Robert Anton Wilson, Guts, Mugen, Briarios, sheriff Jack Carter
You are Captain Mal Reynolds! You are a leader with the confidence and authority to keep your crew in line and take control of any situation, though you have your doubts and a fair amount of baggage. It's your ship, and you never let anybody forget that. You do a job, and then you get paid. You only wish you had the guts to tell Inara how you feel about her.
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You scored as Al Swearengen. You have carved out your powerbase from the mud under your feet and you'll be damned if some cocksucker is going to take it. You know how to play the fancy politician's games, but you know how to play things the frontier way too. If that means getting blood on your hands, so be it. (Al Swearengen is played by Ian McShane)

Al Swearengen


88%

Cy Tolliver


69%

Doc Cochran


56%

Seth Bullock


56%

Mr Wu


50%

Trixie


50%

E. B. Farnum


50%

Calamity Jane


50%

Alma Garret


38%

Joanie Stubbs


31%
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You are McCourt! You are a huge bastard who beats up hippies and
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


88%

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

Lara Croft


67%

Indiana Jones


58%

Neo, the "One"


54%

The Terminator


54%

Maximus


50%

William Wallace


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


42%

El Zorro


38%

James Bond, Agent 007


38%
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My Blog

reglas no son regalos...

God damn you Ben! I tried to get away, but it kept knawing away at me.  I guess I was aflicted with some sort of lawful alignment at the time I read your blog.  Now I have to finish this.&nb...
Posted by derek on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:53:00 PST

1775

Birthday Message from General Conway 1. SINCE THE BIRTH OF OUR NATION, OUR LIBERTY HAS BEENPURCHASED BY VALIANT MEN AND WOMEN OF DEEP CONVICTION, GREAT COURAGE, AND BOLD ACTION; THE COST HAS OFTEN BEE...
Posted by derek on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:29:00 PST

blush

Well, it's been an interesting couple weeks.  I got to visit my friend Darrel a while back.  Spent a week with him.  That was great fun.   A lot of chilling and nerding out.&n...
Posted by derek on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:54:00 PST

monkey jizz

I quit my job a while back.  I got salty and left.  I thought about writing out all the specifics and getting really in depth and whatnot as a form of catharsis, but I've already done it.&nb...
Posted by derek on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

minions

Ah, this has been a good past couple of days.  My buddy Ben came to visit me in Minnesota. He strolled in on Saturday, and man, we had a blast.  First off, Haley (one of the servers at the B...
Posted by derek on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

Serenity

Hey gang,I'm writing anyone on my list who might not have been at or heard about Joss at Comic Con '07 this last weekend but he said straight from the horse's mouth that if sales on the new Serenity c...
Posted by derek on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:48:00 PST

police

I posted this as a bulletin last night, for those that missed it, here it is... I just got back home, and prior to getting home I was in Dinkytown in Minneapolis. I watched as a group of cops bea...
Posted by derek on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:32:00 PST

face

What a crazy night last night...  It started off with me going to a law school open house.  It was informative, I got a tour and everyone semed really friendly.  I didn't like the flour...
Posted by derek on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST

testing

I am glad that I am who I want to be according to internet psychiatric evaluations... Jung Explorer TestActualized type: INTP (who you are) INTP -  "Architect". Greatest precision in thought...
Posted by derek on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST

sake

First off - I love my job.  I work at Blackbird off of 50th and Lyndale for all you MN types.  It is just a blast working there.  It is nice when you have a job where you actually ...
Posted by derek on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:27:00 PST