GROWING DECIDUOUS TREES AND PLANTS IN A MORE TEMPERATE HARDINESS ZONE,SEX,HAVING MEANINGFULL CONVERSATIONS ON TOPICS CONCERNING ISSUES RELIVANT TO EVERY DAY LIFE(NOT SMALL TALK),MONEY,PERSIMMONS,BUYING AND SELLING REAL ESTATE,GOOD COFFEE,AVOIDING WORK AT ALL COST,PLAYING MUSIC,AUTUMN LEAVES,MEXICAN FOOD,AND DEALING WITH INSOMNIA!
I'd like to meet:
Someone to buy my duplex!... OR ANYONE REAL AND COOL WHO SHARES MY SAME BAD TASTE OR UNORTHADOX VIEWS!...OR ANYONE WHO CAN AMUSE ME.
Music:
BOW WOW WOW,JUVENILLE,SONIC YOUTH,GLENN CAMBELL,CHRISTIAN DEATH,YES,DEVO,THE STARLAND VOCAL BAND,THE NORMAL,DICK HYMAN(MOOG),KISS,BURT BACHARACH,MY BLOODY VALENTINE,BLACK SABBATH,ENNIO MORRICONE,PERRY AND KINGSLEY,THE THEME FROM MIDNIGHT COWBOY,THE VENTURES,THE THREE SUNS,ASTRUDE GILBERTO AND THE WALTER WANDERLY TRIO,HUGO MONTENEGRO,AND ESQUIVEL.
Movies:
<a THE EXORCIST,CABIN BOY,THE LAST MAN ON EARTH(VINCENT PRICE),DOLAMITE,DEVIL'S SON IN LAW,AVENGING DISCO GODFATHER,DESPERATE LIVING,CHESTER TURNER'S-THE BLACK DEVIL DOLL,DERANGED,THE HILLS HAVE EYES,ANY BAD LOW BUDGET SCI-FI MOVIE WITH WICH YOU CAN SEE STRINGS ATTACHED TO THE FLYING SAUCERS OR THE SPACE SUITES LOOK LIKE THEY ARE MADE OUT OF ALUMINUN FOIL,ANY SPAGETTI WESTERN,ANY MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE MOVIE,BARBARELLA,MOST HORROR MOVIES FROM THE SEVENTIES,THE BAD NEWS BEARS,THE LONGEST YARD,SLINGBLADE,ANY SIXTIES MOVIE WITH FUZZ DRENCHED GUITAR OR MOOG SOUNDTRACK,MIDNIGHT COWBOY,OR ANY BAD SEVENTIES MOVIE INVOLVING RACE CARS OR CHEERLEADERS!
Television:
I DREAM OF JEANIE,THE BANANA SPLITS,GRAPE APE,GET A LIFE,GILLIGAN'S ISLAND,MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000,H.R.PUFFENSTUFF,BATMAN,STAR TREK,SIMPSONS,FAMILY GUY,SOUTH PARK,KING OF THE HILL,FUTURAMA,AND ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
Books:
BUKOWSKI OR POE,MOSTLY NON-FICTION ABOUT TREES OR DINOSAURS OR WHATEVER OTHER PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH.
Heroes:
A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK OR A GOOD REUBEN!
