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Slaughterhouse Sadie

Sadie G she's crazy, see? That's what the white coats say...

About Me

Proud member of the CT Roller Derby team the Iron Angels! The sounds were always what frightened little Sadie the most. Those desperate moans, followed by a quick crunching impact--then silence. As the cycle began anew, over and over again, she curled up tight under her covers and tried to imagine herself far, far away. The family business was easy for the rest of them to live with--her father and stepmother, plus the six insensitive cretins that called her sister. And she kept telling herself that it served an important purpose, providing quality meat at wholesale prices to families far and wide. But after a time, something unexpected happened. The sounds stopped shocking her--that in and of itself isn't strange, given the human spirit's limitless capacity for apathy. What surprised Sadie was that she was beginning to enjoy it. Each time the thud/squish of a bovine skull being caved in by a metal piston traveled into her bedroom, she imagined it was not a poor defenseless cow, but the snot-nosed bully in the schoolyard; the callous boy in her Social Studies class who tore up her love letters; the shriveled old maid in the drug store who caught her stealing lipstick. Before long, she was able to transform her fear and revulsion into satisfaction, vindication, and--dare she imagine it--ecstasy. By the end of her 21st year, she was shaking the dust of Waxahatchie, Texas from her steel-toed boots and venturing out into the cold, hard world--which now seemed less cold and hard to Slaughterhouse Sadie, the young woman she had grown to become, whose own heart was colder and harder than anything they could throw at her. People were nothing more than cattle to her now, just waiting for her to bring the hammer down...Written by Brian Solomon
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You know what...and it's like...you just make
me...uggggrrrhhhh!! Just look at my finger and
you'll know man!! You know what suck my back!! Suck my back! Suck my
back! AHHHH!!....AHH ha nope.. uhh nope..
AHHHH!!! OOOHHHHHHH!!And if you don't know from this, you deserve the
finger sir.
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My Interests

ROLLER DERBY! Music, ROLLER DERBY, Movies, ROLLER DERBY, reading, ROLLER DERBYCheck out the CT Rollergirls on Fox on May 9th!

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Matt Skibba, and everyone else i'd want to meet is dead.

Music:

Alkaline Trio, The Spill Canvas, Dashboard Confessional, Weezer, Green Day, Postal Service, Plain White T's, Coheed and Cambria, Flogging Molly, Straylight Run, Horrorpops, Aventura, Ataris, Billy Joel, Aerosmith, No Doubt, The Slackers, Etta James, Billy Holiday, Early November, The Weakerthans, the Mars Volta, Jimmy Eat World, Taking Back Sunday, Ben Folds Five, Jets to Brazil, Suicide Machines, Tsunami Bombs, Matchbox 20 (I'll add more later I promise)

Movies:

Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Star Wars, Donnie Darko, Princess Bride, Office Space, Fight Club, Ghost, The Notebook, Trainspotting

Television:

Spongebob Square Pants, Will & Grace, Simpsons, NYPD blue, CSI, Law & Order, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Friends

Heroes:

SUPERHEROS!!!, Jes