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Eleanor Bruisevelt

embarrassing myself since 1980....

About Me

I ate cigarettes when I was two This is me and my fake sitcom neighbor, Nick. Greg Nazak is our Director. In this scene, I have no idea what we were doing...borrowing a cup of beer?

My Interests

ROLLER DERBY, Jude Law, Rod Stewart, Liam Gallagher, Paul Weller, UNO, my Siamese kittens, Fashion, New England kitsch, underwater creatures, Fashion, the beach, almost anything retro, crappy BEER, 60's pop and counter culture, Harry Potter, Mrs. Robinson, fashion illustration, Bond girls, tiki huts, Egypt, mini dresses, party time with the Robots at The Die Empire, anything that is psychedelic

I'd like to meet:

Tom Keifer from Cinderella...I really thought he would have contacted me by now.

Music:

70's ROD STEWART, mars volta, cave in, beachwood sparks, dead meadow, the coral, Robots and Empire , the jam, the who, stone roses, the smiths, built to spill, black sabbath, david bowie, blood brothers, francoise hardy, depeche mode, witchcraft, oasis, blur, MC5, the cure, the zombies, velvet underground, the beach boys, the troggs, pavement, the misfts, the creation, ATDI, the small faces, the faces, crappy mid 90's hardcore bands, assorted metal, 60's garage rock and psych

Movies:

valley of the dolls

Television:

Sex and the City, CSI, Lost, stuff about dung beetles and leeches, I dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, Laugh in

Books:

I'm writing one

Heroes:

Diet Coke and.....Brian Conway circa 1988

My Blog

Fuck Flying Rats from Brooklyn!

Not only did I almost die in car accident on Saturday night, to make matters worse, after Mandy and I left the party we were at in Brooklyn, a rat sprang from a garbage can outside of the house and la...
Posted by Eleanor Bruisevelt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fashion week kicked my ass

a list of things I saw and did at fashion week... 1) Saw a 6 ft queenie in a see-through lace cat suit...dude was wearing a thong 2) Almost walked into Lenny Kravitz going into my hotel 3) S...
Posted by Eleanor Bruisevelt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a list of amusing things my roommate has done since we moved in

upon moving into our apartment at the end of January, Michelle has proceeded to do the following things.......1) boiled 1lb of pasta in a teeny tiny pot1a) had to take the teeny tiny pot out of a larg...
Posted by Eleanor Bruisevelt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

for those of you who missed out on slicing

we sliced to the following sliceable songs "st elmo's fire" "we built this city" "99 luftballoons" (german edition) and many more. An hour and a half of aerobic excercise after drinking surely kills ...
Posted by Eleanor Bruisevelt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

applebee's water

tastes like what i imagine an ass would taste like
Posted by Eleanor Bruisevelt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

weird shit that goes on on RT 7

so i have seen a lady driving with a parrot on her shoulder in Wilton and i saw a dude riding a stationary bike on the side of the road...TWICE!!!
Posted by Eleanor Bruisevelt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST