Rapid City's Least Favorite Sons.
The worst band you've never heard!A few things about us
We are not nice people. We write bad music for bad people. At what point did it become the norm that bands were taken out and castrated before they could go on stage? Who ever said, "you know what, music isn't good enough, let's ruin the idea of a concert by turning it into a high school play"?
If you've seen us out and about you may think to yourselves, "they're just a no class band from South Dakota, why are they such assholes"? The answer my friend's is easy, YEARS OF PRACTICE.
Look, truth be told, we don't do this to move albums, we usually don't have any merch, so we aren't looking to hawk our goods and it is more often than not that we don't get a fucking thing for playing a show. Not even our name in the list of 'thank yous' from the people who threw the show. Normally we don't even get a discount at the bar. We aren't trying to be weird, outlandish, scary, outlandish, or shocking. We aren't trying to be anything. We're a couple of guys who play loud fast heavy rock and roll. And if we didn't get the few fucking gigs people give us, we'd still be playing in our garage for ourselves and the few neighbors who are forced to listen to us 3 or 4 times a week. The reason I am laying all of this out is so that you get it through your heads that you know what to expect when you come to see us. If you want something to scream along too while you're getting hammered, come see us; if you had a shitty week at work and want to forget about it, come see us; if you like your music dangerous and getting that feeling that something your mother warned you about as a child is about to take place, come see us. Otherwise...stay the fuck home.
If you are a guy and you spend 20 minutes in the bathroom of the bar fixing your make up before the show, we are going to single you out and insult you, if you are walking around bitching about how shitty your life is when in reality you have no responsibility and no concept of what life really is, we are going to take extra care to piss you off during the course of the evening.
Our music is about drinking, fucking, fighting, and prison...and sometimes about Jesus...just for good measure. Why do we sing about this stuff? Because, when we aren't playing music we are drinking, fucking, fighting, or doing something that will eventually land us in prison.
This isn't a chance for us to dress up and make believe we are rock stars. This is what we do so we can "put down the gun".
We have always vowed to be a thorn in the side of mainstream society and cultural boredom, and we feel that we'll be better able to represent you, the true believers, by grabbing the evil machine that is cookie cutter assembly line commercial shit that They would have you believe is Rock 'N' Roll and tearing it apart with our bare hands. So brace yourself, because Renegade Revival is coming back with a vengeance, and we're going to rock your fucking faces off!