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Cimba

and I will serve, as an example to man, as hope, by defending those I love with my life...

About Me

"you're too hardcore for hardcore" - my friend SamMUSIC I'M INVOLVED IN
:: Endless Mike and the Beagle Club :::: Gorilla! Gorilla! ::
:: Unsolved Mysteries of American History ::

My Interests

straight edge, all things Harry Potter, French, hockey, skateboarding, comic books, drawing comics, karaoke, anime, manga, cartoons, floor punching, movies, music, singing, art, photography, zombies, vampires, road trips, reading, Pump It Up: Exceed, Kingdom Hearts, Metal Gear, Castlevania, Mega Man, Legend of Zelda

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people that aren't vampires. I'm fucking so sick of this shit where I meet someone cool and they ask me to hang out, and the next thing I know I'm fending them off with a whip and throwing stake boomerangs at them and using my unlimited supply of holy water that somehow makes flames when the jar breaks (which I guess means it's super holy, or has the fire of god or some shit like that to it)! I played the Castlevania series growing up, and I still do now, so I know my shit! VAMPIRES BEWARE! I'M SIMON BELMONT INCARNATE!!!! AND I'LL DROP MY GARLIC BY THE TOMBSTONE IN THE ONE GRAVEYARD SO I CAN GET THE DAGGER! EYE RIB NAIL RING HEART!!! HERE I COME WITH THE SACRED WHIP BITCH! WATCH ME STAND IN THE LEFT CORNER AND WIN!

Music:

Rocket From the Crypt
The Ramones
Faith No More
Most Precious Blood
Elvis Costello
Johnny Cash
Bright Eyes
Hank III
Archers of Loaf
Descendents
All
Wheatus
the Pink Spiders
Marvelous 3
At.The.Drive-in.
Mars Volta
Further Seems Forever
Dashboard Confessional
Husker Du
Pulp
Serge Gainsbourg
the Rentals
MC5
Texas Is the Reason
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Cursive
the Good Life
the Living End
Superdrag
Slayer
Joan Jett
Smoking Popes
the Toadies
Sebadoh
Bis
Nightmare of You
Jump Little Children
Rev. Horton Heat
the Minus Tide
Mewithoutyou
Tilly and the Wall
the Clash
Desaparcidos
Spacehog
Queen
Casey Jones
Social Distortion
Naked Raygun
The Cure
Reggie and the Full Effect
Sunny Day Real Estate
Adam Ant
the Refused
OKgo
Secret Lives of the Free Masons
Oingo Boingo
the Blood Brothers
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Red Roses for a Blue Lady
the Smiths
Morrisey
Hum
Matthew Sweet
No Knife
Tom Waits
Huey Lewis and the News
Blur
My Chemical Romance
Converge
Coheed and Cambria
Alkaline Trio
the Used
The Pillows
Robbie Williams
Tsar
Grade
Gatsby's American Dream
Comeback Kid

Movies:

Six-string Samurai, Forbidden Zone, School of Rock, the Last Boyscout, Orgazmo, BASEketball, Constantine, Die Die My Darling, Rock n' Roll High School, Shaun of the Dead, Beautiful Thing, the Devil's Rejects, Party Monster, Empire Records, Airheads, Josie and the Pussycats, Pump Up the Volume, Cecil B. Demented, End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones, Harry Potter(s), Natural Born Killers, S.F.W., Swing Kids, Terror Firmer, True Romance, any movie with John Cusack in it (especially if he's the main character and gets his heart broken)

Television:

Metalocalypse, South Park, Family Guy, Code Monkeys, Ab Fab, Are You Being Served?, Mission Hill, 80's He-man, Speed Racer, Invader Zim, Iron Chef, most BBC random documentaries, anything on WWII, or Hitler's search for religious artifacts such as the spear of destiny or the holy grail

Books:

Lord of the Flies, the Outsiders, American Psycho, the Zombie Survival Guide, Party Monster, Steal This Book, Hairstyles of the Damned, The Complete Little Nemo, all the Calvin and Hobbes books. Fav Authors: Rollins, Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Aaron Cometbus

Heroes:


My Blog

Whore-splosion '07

Since myspace has become the cum dumpster of whore-spam recently, I would just like to comment on the laziness of the spammers as to even look at a profile to check sexual orientation before sending a...
Posted by Cimba on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST

Kristy tagged me... ooo la la

Kristy tagged meI've been tagged.Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 peo...
Posted by Cimba on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST

Few things in life are better than...

... turning on your TV and the first thing you see and hear, once the TV is on, is the video for Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue...Motley Crue is such a fuckin' awesome band...
Posted by Cimba on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

oh I wish... I wish... I wish....

[taken from an IM conversation]ME: I need to find some gay 18 year old twins to have a 3 way with ME: is that too much to ask? ME: is it too much to light some candles in a church, get on my knees i...
Posted by Cimba on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

Just so you know...

my motto is "Breakin' hearts every day"deal with it...
Posted by Cimba on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

NO ONE CAN RESIST THE LEMMY BEARD!!

as the subject states: NO ONE CAN RESIST THE LEMMY BEARD!!Its sheer intimidation factor alone will keep vagabonds at bay!  Also, the Vengaboys!!With this facial hair I have become far more powerf...
Posted by Cimba on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST

xSTRAIGHTxFUCKINxEDGEx

For those of you that don't have your head up your own ass, you know what Straight Edge means.  For those of you that don't, it's this: NO DRINKING NO SMOKING NO DRUGS NO PROMISCUOUS SEX (some ...
Posted by Cimba on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

Did she say "slicking?" Because this says "slicing!"

Flavor of Love 2 is a bitter bitter addiction that I just can't seem to get out of my veins... If Chuck D were dead, I'm sure he'd come back from it and kill Flavor Flav, and then hopefully kill that...
Posted by Cimba on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:44:00 PST

Everything will be metal...

I just played a totally sweet solo on the cattar... then I had to put it down before it got pissed and started scratching at my arms with his metal as fuck paws!!!
Posted by Cimba on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:23:00 PST

Myspace: the new aggro cyber-date-rape

As time passes and I mature in age and grow hair in places there was no hair before, I begin to notice many things as they pass across my desk here at La Maison d'un Tombeur.  One of my most rece...
Posted by Cimba on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST