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jonosroadcone

About Me

Hello friends! I am a road cone. I like many things in life, but I tend to stick to sitting on roads making sure that passers by are aware of the dangers I am blocking. I save many lives by doing this, you could say I'm a national hero. I have one true hobby in life, and that is being swept away by excited teenagers and being placed in interesting places. I once found my way inside of a car belong to a fellow named Jono. I was stuck there until Jono came and saved me by pulling me out of his car. It was both scary and exciting at the same time; but more exciting! For this act of kindness, I love Jono, and always will. I found myself being put on Jonos car many times after that day, and they were the best days of my life. I don't see Jono too often these days, so I have resorted to myspace in order to find him.

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My Interests

Sitting in Jonos car! Or even on his car!

I'd like to meet:

Jono of course! I love him greatly.

Music:

Post Punk mostly. But I swing many ways.

Movies:

I like the bit in Jackass where Wee-man puts on a giant cone and runs around. It made me feel fuzzy inside to know that finally we're getting the movie coverage we deserve. Hollywood needs to realise that there's a bit market for cone based movies...

Television:

Lots of things really. Anything cone based.

Books:

I can't read that well. But one day I will learn!

Heroes:

Jono forever.