CashFluent (Grant) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

About ME:I'm a slightly used model with not a lot of mileage. I have chipped paint and may require a respray. I behave well in road conditions and handle rather well, but I may bite if provoked.I don't contain preservatives (only conservatives). I am an organic produce although actual contents may vary. I'm also glutten free. If consumed in excess, seek medical advice! I'm available only while stocks last and come with a 30 day satisfaction guarantee. Please apply within...MAY CONTAIN NUTS - If you're lucky enough, you can find that out for yourself!More about ME:I am a highly motivated & ambitious individual. I have a GSOH & value loyalty above all else including money. I was a local politician from 1999 - 2003 and was fortunate to be able to help others as well as meet some very influential and high profile people, but I left all that to fully focus on my No 1 passion in life... Wealth Creation!!!There is of course, so much more to me other than what you read here. I'm not gonna make it easy for you though... Ok maybe I will. Just ASK - It's as easy as that!

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Your Career Type: Enterprising
You are engertic, ambitious, and sociable.
Your talents lie in politics, leading people, and selling things or ideas.
You would make an excellent:
Auctioneer - Bank President - Camp Director
City Manager - Judge - Lawyer
Recreation Leader - Real Estate Agent - Sales Person
School Principal - Travel Agent - TV Newscaster
The worst career options for your are investigative careers, like mathematician or architect. What's Your Ideal Career?
Your Power Color Is Teal
At Your Highest:
You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future.
At Your Lowest:
You feel in a slump and lack creativity.
In Love:
You tend to be many people's ideal partner.
How You're Attractive:
You make people feel confident and accepted.
Your Eternal Question:
"What Impression Am I Giving?" What's Your Power Color?

My Interests

Wealth Creation, Business, Economics, Politics, Philosophy, Music, Soccer, Playstation 3, Wrestling, Liverpool FC, Formula 1 Racing, Pool, Reading, The Conservative Party, UKIP.

Your Political Profile

Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

I'd like to meet:

The question that should be asked, is this: Who wishes they could meet me?

Music:

Most genres, however favourites include Pop, Rock & 80's Retro, Country.

Movies:

James bond 007, Comedies, Action etc...

Television:

The Apprentice USA, The Apprentice UK, Dragon's Den, Some soaps, Business Documentaries & Political / News programmes, WWE Programmes (Wrestling).

Books:

Business and self-help books and political books of a centre-right nature

Heroes:

I wouldn't call anyone a hero, however the following named, are people I either admire or aspire to emulate: - Margaret Thatcher , Michael Owen , Donald J Trump , Dan S Kennedy , Rudolph Guliani , Jack Welch, Vincent Kennedy McMahon , Steven Gerrard MBE

My Blog

The CashFluent Comedy Product is on a Wing and a Prayer!

News in brief: The British Government have been looking into the ridiculous idea of forcing school children to swear an oath of allegiance to Queen and country... Well the oath might be a problem, bu...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:29:00 PST

USA Election 2008 - Comical coverage with a serious twist!

We kick off with the Clinton campaign! At a campaign rally in Texas today, two very desperate housewives shared a stage together. The pair in question were of course, Eva Longoria and Hillary Clinton...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:15:00 PST

Weddings And Slammers

It's A... Nice Day For A... WAG Wedding! No less than FOUR, yes 4 premiership footballers got married on the same weekend in June just recently with some serious premier league spending power and maga...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:15:00 PST

A Comical View Of World Affairs!

So, with just weeks to go before UK Chancellor Gordon Brown, is poised to take the position of Prime Minister as Tony Bliar retires from office, I think it's a good idea to see who might fill those bi...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:18:00 PST

Comical Entertainment Today!

Hey everybody, What did the traffic light say to the car? ...Don't look, I'm changing! When do you know it's time for bed at Michael Jackson's house? ...When the big hand touches the little hand! H...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

BULLSHIT BINGO! - "Where More People Who Win-Go" (Play Now!)

Ok, it's late and I'm bored and so I've devised a FUN strategy to help you all get over boredom and hopefully prevent you from falling asleep in meetings... ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-m...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:02:00 PST

Ca$hFluent's World News Tonight! ...Comically Speaking...

Good Evening all! I finally arrived here at my comic blog! Say, does anybody reading this happen to have a towel I can borrow? Damn water buffalo hit my brand new convertable on the way in here. Amer...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

It's The Usual British - German Thing...

...But Not In The Way You Might Think! Ok, so these last few weeks our British government has effectively told us that they plan to introduce 'Being British' classes into our schools. Well I have a f...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:57:00 PST

It's been a while... but my comedy blog is back!

Here's my take on a few events recently given with my usual comical style for your entertainment... The governing british labour party were totally trashed in last weeks round of local governmen...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:27:00 PST

Staff Notice - Early Retirement!

EARLY RETIREMENT! Due to the current financial situation, management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over the age of 18 on early retirement. This scheme will be k...
Posted by CashFluent (Grant) on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:55:00 PST