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About Me

Normal guy, extra adnormal abilities, just havent found out what they are yet.. workin on it.I believe in Karma, which makes me try to make the world a better place, but we all have our weak points - mine is shitty sunday drivers who decide to get in my way, and maybe slow down for a park.... then decide No i'll keep going... moving again slowly ,, see a park... ARRRGGHH LOOK AROUND YU SELFISH BASTARDS!!. Enough about me tell me something about YOU ............................................................ ............................................................ EXCLAIMER ; please dont take anything here as fact, its just a bit of fun, so sit back relax , laugh and be cool ! This means you today tonight/ a current affair etc (ps why do you even pretent to be a news program - i cant tell when the ads stop and the show starts again , please get some journalistic credibilities,, losers)


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My Interests

Tryin to keep fit, industrial stuff,Runnin from the law, Rymin and stealin, gin n juice, beer, long walks along the beeaitch ,, still searchin...


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3 sentances to get you through life: 1. Cover for me 2. Oh good idea boss 3. It was like that when i got here

I'd like to meet:

God, Buddha, Allah in no particular order, oh and without having to die if poss. Jason likes all peopleI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jasun the Impailer
Birthday: 24/07/78
Birthplace: Warrnambool
Current Location: Melbourne/ Richmond
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brn
Height: 179cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rh
Your Heritage: Mostly Aust, little bit of hungarian thrown in
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel cappers, Trainers, Thongs(flip flops)
Your Weakness: Internet surveys
Your Fears: Internet surveys,, hey wait a minute......
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Beat up Ghandi
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Biatch
Thoughts First Waking Up: Which evil monkey just shat in my mouth !!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Back of my Knees
Your Bedtime: 11pm mostly, later on Wends
Your Most Missed Memory: Dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: Zero
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: single, maybe depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: H2O
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yo Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced coffee
Do you Smoke: nuh
Do you Swear: If called for
Do you Sing: Try to
Do you Shower Daily: Somtimes, Overwashin is as bad as underwashin
Have you Been in Love: id like to think so, Who knows !! (on ya Gypsy)
Do you want to go to College: nuh
Do you want to get Married: dunno, are you askin
Do you believe in yourself: I think, I fart, therefore i Am.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If you put me in a bucket and shake it, well then yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: I am to stinging insects, and small farm animals....
Are you a Health Freak: I try to be
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why, you tryin to psycho analyse me or something??
Do you play an Instrument: nuh
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Copious , mainly intervenously
In the past month have you Smoked: yep, yo ass
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only love baby
In the past month have you gone on a Date: tuff question,
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep, people need to shop, it's not just me!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Just the box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: Several stages of denial
In the past month have you been Dumped: theretically maybe
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yep, i love nuden it up (behind closed doors)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nuh...karma baby
Ever been Drunk: Drunk right noWW
Ever been called a Tease: nuh
Ever been Beaten up: sort of
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are too heavy
How do you want to Die: Peacefully, painlessly, quickly. Why you wanna go??
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fireman, or millionaire
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: strong
Favorite Hair Color: vivid
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: sexy but classy
Number of Drugs I have taken: twice
Number of CDs I own: I believe in a thing called a Ipod
Number of Piercings: over that , just scars
Number of Tattoos: uno
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nil

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! No dont even think about it

Music:

I chop and change,, industral heavy - NIN, Ministry, Rammstine,Korn, Electro - Prodiogy, Leftfield Hard/angry rock- RATM,Blackflag Indie rock- Killers,Muse, RHCP, Hip Hop, snoop,jay z, scribe etc, dont really mind anything. But i've had enough of happy, greenie, love in stuff. yeah of course i only forgot the band that fully influenced my life FNM !!! Mike Patton for Earth PM


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Movies:

Superhero, dwama, comedy, anything good


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Television:

Dont watch too much.... um LOst is good, six feet under was good, nip tuck.. Today Tonight, and any sport.


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Books:

Bible, um koran,, Herald Sun, Catch 22, West Aust, Age, outsiders, uncanny Xmen,the classics . Anything with a good gripping story that u cant put down and are desperate to find out what happens next..


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Heroes:

Wolverine, Gandhi, Matt belamey(muse),Batman, Anthony kiedis (RCHP) Gambit, the one the only - MY Mum , ahhhh Oh yeah and him... Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 80% The Flash 80% Robin 67% Supergirl 53% Batman 40% Green Lantern 40% Catwoman 40% Iron Man 40% Wonder Woman 38% Spider-Man 35% Superman 5% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
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My Blog

Fly/Drive By

Holy shizzz, november all-frekin-ready,,  well   umm  whats happinin with u anyways,, talking about myself gets BBOORRRINNG.. ive got ( dunno what happened to the font,, but ill r...
Posted by Name here on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:06:00 PST

Things that Piss Me offfffff!!! and things i like

  OK hello out der, long time no blog,   lazyyyyyyyyyyy Without further adue ; THINGS THAT PISS ME OFFF ! (not in order, just numbered) 1. HYPE , everything that is ever hyped up is nev...
Posted by Name here on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

Best laid plans of mice and (X)men

Well as they say best laid plans of mice and men.... At first i was gonna write everyday, always updating my blog with a humourist slant on life.. it was gonna be sooooo good. BUtt now, I JUST CANT BE...
Posted by Name here on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

Yes it's f*ckin political,,, everythings political

The other day i saw John Howard , whining and bitchin about the drought n climate change about  hows is gonna hurt us all ...But why, dumb c*nt, didnt you ratify the kyoto prodocole a few years b...
Posted by Name here on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:39:00 PST

theifin dogs

NOt a happy chappy today, woke ok, rocked down to my car to find the back door open , hmmmmmm i didnt leave it like that.. Searching, shit, well my wallets still here ( I know i know , what was i thin...
Posted by Name here on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:39:00 PST