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PizzaBagelDave

Root, root root for the YANKEES, if they don't win its a fix...

About Me

I'm living out my childhood dream of working as a database administrator and programmer for a media conglomerate.

My Interests

sidewalks and potted plants

I'd like to meet:

Wouldya eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

Music:

The Police, nine inch nails, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Yo La Tengo, Modest Mouse, Built To Spill, Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, Radiohead, Hot Rod Circuit, The Anniversary, The Get Up Kids, Death Cab For Cutie, Interpol, Joy Division, Depeche Mode, Cursive, The Good Life, Braid, 311, Sunny Day Real Estate, Koufax

Movies:

American History X, Nine Lives of Thomas Katz, all things Star Wars, High Fidelity, Das Experiment, Surf Nazis Must Die, Kicking and Screaming, Clerks, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, UHF, Big Trouble In Little China, Army of Darkness

Television:

Simpsons, Sopranos, 24, Arrested Development, Golden Girls, Seinfeld, Weeds, Dexter, Futurama

Books:

The Little Prince, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Fear and Trembling, Kierkegaard Anthology, The Twelve Caesars, Ethics Without God, Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Our Band Could Be Your Life

Heroes:

6 years ago, some Taco Bell employee was killed when the bean-cooker exploded.

My Blog

TV Shows I'd Rather Gargle a Bucket of Diarrhea than Watch

Let's just face it.  Television today is as shitty as ever.  For every show like the Sopranos or Dexter, there's a ridiculous amount of other shows which border on unwatchable.  I ...
Posted by PizzaBagelDave on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:57:00 PST

5 Classic Cars... Beaterz that is

Sadly, the site has been defunct for quite some time, but 6 years ago www.beaterz.com was my favorite time-waster!  Laugh freely at damaged vehicles, or shitty cars with even shittier mods.&...
Posted by PizzaBagelDave on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

Bush needs a third term and I love Sanjaya (April Fools Day)

We have to amend the constitution to allow for presidents to run for a 3rd term.  Now is the time, b/c Bush can't leave office.  The country would be TEH FUCKED w/o him.  LOLOLOLOL I me...
Posted by PizzaBagelDave on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

Why fight terrorism when you can ban walking with cell phones and head phones?

New York is still considered one of the biggest terror targets in the world.  The subway system remains as unprotected as ever.  But you can thank your lucky stars that we have State Senator...
Posted by PizzaBagelDave on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST

a survey all about meeeeeeeeeeee!!

Ever Thought About Sex? Yes. Favorite Color: Blue Aspired to be a gastro-intestinal neurologist? No. Blew up a neighbor's mailbox with firecrackers? Yes. Bush is teh gay, LOL? LOL Favorite M&M col...
Posted by PizzaBagelDave on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:29:00 PST

I would approve if the following people died:

I'm a nice guy.  I don't condone death or murder.  However, I honestly feel that the world would be a slightly better place if some of these worthless shit-eaters died tomorrow: On the Pizz...
Posted by PizzaBagelDave on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:53:00 PST

Zombie Survival Guide

I'll say it now... I hate zombies.  I love zombie flicks, but man... zombies are the worst.  They moan loudly and are always trying to eat me (not to mention, they just smell awful.)&nb...
Posted by PizzaBagelDave on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

My Interview with Barry Bonds!

I was blessed with this amazing opportunity to interview one of the most prolific men in baseball today, and probably ever.  He is just so awesome, and brings so much to the sport.  Here it ...
Posted by PizzaBagelDave on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:31:00 PST