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The Doctor.

This is not my beautiful house, This is not my beautiful wife.

About Me



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My Interests

I write. Thats it.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Everything.

Movies:

Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Napoelan Dynamite, Garden State, Spinal Tap, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Adaptation, Being John Malkavitch, Harold and Maude, Best in Show, Jackass the Movie, Clerks.

Television:

Adult Swim and Star Trek.

Books:

Hunter Thompson, Chuck Palaniuk and Klosterman. Martain Page, Kafka, or anything interesting that challenges what we know and how we see the world.

Heroes:

I don't think I really have any heros. A hero is just a catalyst for disapointment.

My Blog

Curtain Call

Curtain Call GL 3/20/2007   It's Monday evening and I just finished watching a program about the British Invasion.  More accurately, it was a show bringing a lot of British bands from t...
Posted by The Doctor on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST

Pet Food Blues

Those pet food suppliers really fucked up. I mean, these are animals that are known for eating out of trash cans and diseased birds almost everyday.
Posted by The Doctor on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

Hello Darkness, my old friend.

This is a very moot point, but I was looking through my top friends list on here and realized that really no one really knows the other people on there. For example my number one doesn't know my numbe...
Posted by The Doctor on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

I'm Time Person of the Year!

    Well, it's official. I beat out a Korean dictator, and world renowned scientists. I am Time's Person of the year. I'm now with in the likes of horrible presidents, and European, an...
Posted by The Doctor on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

Absinthe and Aspirations

Tonight I drank the past, present and future. I was driving to work today and came to strange realization. I went about the math of this about twelve times before I realized I was reluctantley correct...
Posted by The Doctor on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:09:00 PST

The Metamorphosis.

I'm confident that I know whats good for me. Tomarrow I'll wake up and be a giant insect. Instead of being appauled as to why I'm an insect, I'll be horrified that I cannot work. Yes, I'm confident of...
Posted by The Doctor on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

Reflections of a plane ride.

Point of VisionIt's never an easy thing to admit that at a cruising altitude of 38,000 feet that you've lost complete control, and have conclusivley pooped your pants. What's the classey action to tak...
Posted by The Doctor on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

The Death of Michael

The Death of MichaelBy Geoff J. LoebeWell a few months ago or so I had a pretty crazy experience. You know those people on that Maury Povitch show? You know who I'm talking about. I'm not talking abou...
Posted by The Doctor on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST

Notes From [the] Underground

I am a sick man . . . I am a spiteful man. Maybe not though. No. I'm sure I am though.  I can't return a phone call anymore. My ears are diseased. No. That's a lie. I don't know what's been both...
Posted by The Doctor on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

A review of a review of The Science of Sleep

    The only adjective I can come to grips with to describe my feeling towards the reveiw James Berardinelli gave The Science of Sleep is 'appauled.' He kept mentioning that the directo...
Posted by The Doctor on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST