Twenty things I say in this "about me" is true, one is a lie. Soo...
-Becoming a pigeon racer is in my five-year plan
-I have been in more car accidents than relationships
-My Madigascarian panther chameleon has an Icelandic name
-I have broke wind in the Louvre
-My first crush was on a boy with a Gremlins sleeping bag
-I have seen the Dalai Lama call himself a Christian
-I have fallen asleep counting $20,000 in cash
-At 3am, I have broken into the Museum of Modern Art in Paris
-I have been a vegetarian for over 8 years
-This summer, I have eaten ostrich
-I have caught a red-tailed hawk with my bare hands
-I have never showered with another person
-I have swam topless with 20 strangers in downtown Munich
-I have witnessed the presence of a funicular railway in Ljubljana
-I could converse with your grandmother in German
-I have shot a ping-pong ball with a bow and arrow
-I do the U-Scan in Spanish
-I define success by being able to afford a Salvador Dali original
-I judge people by the kind of dog they have
-I have played flashlight tag with the Amish.