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Joe

About Me

I'm a tall white dude from Long Island, I work for an oil company installing heavy fire breathing heat making things. I don't have any pets or kids, that I know of.. Though it is possible I have a pet snake or hamster out there that I owe alimony to, but if they come collecting I'm going to deny I ever owned them, then go into hiding. That's all I can think of at the moment, if you want to learn more about me you can find these and more interesting books at your local library ... or ask me questions, I usually answer anything

My Interests

I like stuff, the good thing about stuff is you can do it anytime anywhere.

I'd like to meet:

Women, no men.. I don't need a cock blocking sausage fest over here ya know.

Music:

Everything from Metal to Opera.. No country though thats like the bastard child of music, it should be locked in a closet under the stairs.

Movies:

Tunak Tunak Tun


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Tunak Tunak Tun the Indiana Jones trilogy, and the Evil Dead trilogy, if you don't like them you have no taste and need a hip transplant

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Seal Lab 2021, Futurama (do we see a pattern?)

Books:

One fish two fish red fish blue fish

Heroes:

Mayor McCheese. Think about it, a cheeseburger for mayor, only in America.

My Blog

Misery

So my day started out awsome, I recieved a promotion and all the other good stuff that goes with it. I get home to spreadthe good news and walk into a world of bad news.. It seems a certain nameless y...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the big ass V day

Aight people, rant time, take a breathe count to 3 and here-we-go As I sit here this ass backwards day smokin my nic stick, I am forced to think about this heinous day. From the moment I walked int...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST