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Morgan

About Me

I like to sniff poop, and lay in the sun. I am the sexiest bitch you ever met and Morgan Fairchild can eat her heart out. I am very quite and reserved. I like to dance like Micheal Jackson. My mother was Jurassic Bark, and my father was the Illustrated Man. My mom won best bitch two years in a row, and my father was best of breed.I stopped showing, now I am just kickin it with my parents. I got a new hoodie that says it all. "Punk Barker"
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Morgan Furrchild
What's your mommy/owners name? Nora and Jim
What breed are you? Basenji
How much did you cost?? $200
What's your facorite toy? A stuffed bear that curses when squeezed
Tap water ot bottled water? Water is water
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I hike up mountains
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? 20
Do you wear clothes? Yes, They are cool too!! I just got a punk barker hoody
Long or short hair? Short
Indoor or outdoor? I wish outdoors where the sun always shines
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? I like to steal the warmth of my parents
What's your fave color? black it absorbs heat better
Do you chase cats or get along with them? both
How old are you? (in people years) 42
Do you like to go swimming? hell no
Are you fixed? yes
What color are your eyes? brown
What color is your hair? redish brownish tan with white
Do you get groomed? I groom myself
Are you potty trained? of course
How much do you bark? I can't
Have you ever bit anyone? chicks that want to kiss me
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? My mom is also my Grandma
Do you like the bath or hate it? Hate it
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? depends on the size. Mostly I attack
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? no
Do you do any doggie sports?? no
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 10
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My Interests

Poop! Dead animals, walking, biting people

I'd like to meet:

Other furry critters. I would like to meet basenjis inparticular because I feel short and I want to know that I am not the only short basenji. I am interested in any basenji, breed by the basenjis sisters.

Music:

I don't, music it hurts my ears.

Movies:

Lassie. My Fair Lady

Television:

don't believe in that kind of consumerism

Books:

The Baseji Revelation

Heroes:

Hooch, mommy and daddy