THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!! |
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]KARL: There has been a mistake. Those breasts are not possible.SALMA: Hi, Mr. ... Karl... listen, I just have to... I PROMISE this was not my idea. KARL: Promises are for liar...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:46:00 GMT |
the saddest day of my life |
My puppy died yesterday....he was the cutest pomeranian I've ever seen in my life. He liked to sleep on his back....and look at me in his messy tuff of fur....This blog is dedicated to him...may...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:05:00 GMT |
What I want more than Anything |
Is an acceptance letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I was just looking at the website for the Harry Potter Theme Park and wanted to kill myself so I could go there faster.&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
WHY?!! |
Can someone tell me why two middle aged looking bitches like these chose to start a FASHION commentary blog??
They had the audacity to list Chloe Sevigny and Mary-Kate Olsen as worsed dressed....
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:21:00 GMT |
My Obsession with Donnie Darko |
started when he asked his sister what would happen if she told their mom that he was smoking....to which she replied, "You'll throw ariel down the food disposal." And he says, "God damn right I will."...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:44:00 GMT |
Brilliant Website |
I came across a brilliant website in my search to find out what Alan Rickman's wife looked like. It's hilarious....is much like the thoughts that go through my head everyday!
Stalking Alan Rickm...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:50:00 GMT |
Giant Cockroach Diary Pt. 1 |
Yesterday, I came home expecting a peaceful night of chick flicks and iced tea. That peace was destroyed when I strolled to the bathroom to find a GIANT cockroach staring back at me. After...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:48:00 GMT |
Summer of Love |
That's it. I've decided. This summer is going to be my Alan Rickman love fest. I've already watched sense and sensibility and love actually. Next, I will rewatch all the ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:44:00 GMT |
lawn chair larry |
Lawn Chair Larry 1982 Honorable Mention --> type -->Confirmed True by Darwin
(1982, California) Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to te...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:44:00 GMT |
I want to stay in SF forever |
Why? Because everyone I love is there. Granted SF needs a lot of work if it ever wants to be as popular as its more hipster counter parts NY, London, and Paris, all of whom are fashion capitols....
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
