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Chaos

Hardy fuckin' har!

About Me

I AM A FOUR YEAR OLD BRINDLE BASENJI FEMALE WHO LOVES TO RUN FAST AND WALK ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH. I LOVE CONSTANTLY GETTING IN TROUBLE AND DODGING THE SQUIRT BOTTLE. I LIKE TO GAZE OUT WINDOWS AND CHEW ON MY FAKE BROTHERS' EARS AND NECK. I LIKE TO GUT TOYS AND HANG OUT WITH MY GANG MEMBERS 'THE RESERVOIR DOGS' AT THE DOG PARK. I ALSO LOVE MEETING NEW DOGS AND GROWLING AT STRANGERS!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

CHEWING THINGS, SLEEPING, SCARING MYSELF, EATING BONES, CHASING SQUIRRELS AND GROWLING AT MY FAKE BROTHER. RESOURCE GUARDING, PULLING APART CHEW TOYS, PULLING THINGS OFF COUNTERS AND THE BEST THING EVER--SHREDDING TISSUES AND PAPER TOWELS!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I LIKE TISSUE SHREDDERS OF ALL KINDS, BIG DOGS, HOT DOG DOGS, DOGS WHO CAN TYPE, DOGS WHO CAN JOIN MY BASENJI GANG. IN PARTICULAR, A BASENJI WHO LIKES TO SLEEP IN THE SUN AND CLEAN DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER. A FRIEND TO STEAL SOCKS WITH AND JUMP ON TABLES WITH. I REALLY WANT TO MEET OTHER BASENJIS OR DOGS WHO LIKE TO RUN FAST AND PLAY RUFF.

Music:

Well, duh, Supersuckers "Born with a Tail".

Movies:

ANYTHING WITH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IN IT. RESERVOIR DOGS, HOUSE OF YES, BOTTLE ROCKET, THE PROFESSIONAL, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE AND THE FAVORITE...SHAUN OF THE DEAD!!!

Television:

DOG SHOWS, SNL AND NATURAL DISASTERS

Books:

I RIP ALL THE PAGES OUT AND CHEW THE COVERS, SO, THEY GAVE UP.

Heroes:

MY MOM SAYS IT IS MY PAPA. AND MY FAKE BOTHER. I ALWAYS THOUGHT A HERO WAS A SANDWICH, SO IMAGINE MY DISSAPPOINTMENT WHEN I FOUND OUT I DON'T GET TO EAT IT.

My Blog

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O.k, I have decided blogs are gay, so this is the last one, if any one cares.mmllaahhhchaos
Posted by Chaos on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:40:00 PST

Kicken' ASS!!!!!!!!!!

Right this very second...yes, as I am typing, I am kicking Chip Chip's big red butt all over the house!! We are chasing eachother all through our very limited living space at a high rate of speed, a...
Posted by Chaos on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:38:00 PST

6 things about me

ok 6 things about me.1. I am a small brown dog.2. I like to lick beer from my papa's beer cans.3. I like peas.4. I don't really like golden retrievers.5. I like starting fights.6. I live for bel...
Posted by Chaos on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:37:00 PST