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amber

bomb dickens

About Me

professional creep, wizard on hiatus, conceivably a Malibuddy to everyone. toothy. shitty basketball player, beachy bum. Last night I had a dream I was hanging with Malibu. http://www.flickr.com/photos/perpetualbigness/

My Interests

buddytown, books and babes...or maybe more like prose BEFORE hoes, Nate Fisher, apples and swimming, hanging out in rooms with no electricity, friends in different states, dancing at appropriate times in inappropriate places or vice versa, the structural integrity of apples, being a jerk, hot pursuits, exercise flavored pizza, obese-city, double bass pedals, over-analyzing, examining contents closely.

I'd like to meet:

a chimp to hold. the nearest pool. good pancakes. premise beach.

Music:

salty dog, raccoo-oo-oon, woods, faith no more, the judas iscariot, yes, fugazi, the young pioneers, les savy fav, springsteen and petty, dead kennedys, charles bronson, modern lovers, the lemonheads, meneguar, etc.

Movies:

The Baxter, wigman's october funeral, O Lucky Man, Barfly, Ghost World, Rushmore, Wet Hot American Summer, Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii, Blade Runner, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Television:

Six Feet Under, The Office, Arrested Development, Best Week Ever, Project Runway, Heroes, The Hills, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Degrassi duh.

Books:

this and that. pretty tired. magazines.

Heroes:

myself.

"Life just isn't turning out like a romance novel at all."

My Blog

david joseph gonzalez, my father.

email from my dad, exact copy:HEY IT MIGHT NICE IF YOU CALL AND SAY HI OR ARE YOU TO BUSSY FOR YOUR ...
Posted by amber on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:46:00 PST

Indianapolis, you're dead to me.

you can only offer me the shortlived satisfaction of a sale or the fascinating high associated with thrift store addiction. this is all you are good for. i will use you and your mall body for the plea...
Posted by amber on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

this is why i hate old people.

maybe no one really took me seriously. today at the restaurant was crazy busy. i was maintaining my sanity nicely when a grandmother and granddaughter (about 10) came in and sat down at the bar. while...
Posted by amber on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:44:00 PST

unofficially speaking, i had plenty of prom dates.

...
Posted by amber on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST

strippers, whippits? oh right, i'm still in california.

i wouldn't call it bad luck. no, really i wouldn't. so i get a vacation in the east bay because of a bunk tooth. and really, the bad tooth is essentially my fault. i'm almost mature enough now to admi...
Posted by amber on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:47:00 PST

DEBRA MESSING, YOU FUCKING BITCH.

my worst suspicions are true: everyone is hypnotized. first mia's parents believed she had the bird flu, now the judges on project runway pick chloe as the winner. chloe wins. WTF? my mind is blown, i...
Posted by amber on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:08:00 PST

squares and underwears, the tour, perpetually updated.

Mar 9 2006 - 8:00PBernie'sColumbus, OHMar 10 2006 - 8:00PHouse showIndianapolis, INMar 11 2006 - 8:00PLandlocked RecordsBloomington, INMar 12 2006 - 8:00PSolidarityLawrence, KSMar 13 2006 - 8:00PEagle...
Posted by amber on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:35:00 PST

in summation...

new york was a lot like this:i did a lot of this with these people:i am now one half of this:now, there should have been a digital picture of me, my mom and my mom's new age friend involved in a drum ...
Posted by amber on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:12:00 PST

ghost hunting killah

it says "amber suck it" which is my tag of course. (alex took the sweet pictures)...
Posted by amber on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:33:00 PST

seriously

i'm not sure how i'm going to recover.
Posted by amber on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:22:00 PST