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the dude

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About Me

elaborate headpiece. professional creep. whiskey mechanic. a friend to all cats. raising the stakes. DIAMONDZ.

My Interests

BOB SAGET. triple peace. realization. rye bread. old-timey colour. collector of tiny things. TRILL. y'know, whatever.

I'd like to meet:


under the boardwalk, the BFF reunion.

Movies:

pink floyd: live at pompeii and over the edge and RUMBLE FISH and endless summer

Television:

roseanne, forever and always.

Books:

scary stories to tell in the dark, the trilogy.

Heroes:


My Blog

keepin it reeeeal

    KEEP MY  NAME OUTCHA MOUF    don't come in the back door DUHstop. seriously.
Posted by the dude on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST

eeni meeni minee moe

GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF
Posted by the dude on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST

kittens, old and new

things have been alittle out of hand here at the eye of the tiger.we have two baby kittens. squid and boon. we're always one step ahead of you.
Posted by the dude on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:02:00 PST

butterscotch and strawberries

smell my fingers... they don't smell like butterscotch.
Posted by the dude on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 01:58:00 PST

like the red hot chili peppers, but cooler...

man, i'm fucking wasted.
Posted by the dude on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 12:34:00 PST

this almost made me vomit

in an article in the april issue of GQ, they decide to take on the taboo of a man using the word cunt. oh yea, you read it right. it only gets better from there too. here's alittle bit of it: "i like ...
Posted by the dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST