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bryson

i need to say something hilarious

About Me

a writer. a wronger. i wronged her. im into vocal chord communication. im in the fuck you i dont dance crew. only memeber of the over achiever at under achieving club. DIE NASTY. spend one day a month freaking out about my life. spend the rest of the month creatiing cause for this freak out.N = R x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc x L

My Interests

dopplegangers. delirium. art fags. pretention prevention. building shit then kicking it. literally. kick it. being crazy fo swayze. rippin clothe. fashion fucked whores. bangin on pianos. doin the twerk. all of a sudden bff. your mom. no seriously. clicking the deny button when horrible bands request my internet love. internet creepsters. waking up laughing.waking up laughing.waking up laughing.waking up laughing.waking up laughing.waking up laughing.waking up laughing.waking up laughing.waking up laughing. /b..

I'd like to meet:

eh?? no status talkin ladder walkin last name using assholes. ALL BONES NO FACE.

Music:

these days= the coathangers. jay reatard.

Movies:

me and you and everyone we know. dr. strangelove. harold and maude. three ninjas.valley girl. city of god. rebel without a cause...

Television:

Cops. GUTS. finders keepers. weeds. lost.

Books:

survivor. killiing yourself to live. please kill me. sedaris. artaud. genet. house of leaves....words words words words wrods wdors wsrod sword.

Heroes:

lenny bruce. mitch hedberg. your mom.