Those Emily Bitches

"Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed."Sydney Smith 1771-1845************************We're Emily and Emily aka the Emily's aka EmIEmII aka Em squared aka those Emily bitches aka blaaahhh who really cares. We're 25 and recently became separated as far as living quarters due to EmII's retarded decision to move back to Florida. EmII came back to her senses and moved back so don't freak out. We're still fun chicks that like to go out when we are bored aka everynight! To distinguish we'll try to explain this as easily as possible... EmI has long hair, EmII has Short hair..(we switched!)pretty simple, huh? Bottomline.. we like meeting new people, preferably cool ones: douchebags need not apply!We love sunglasses, dance party, mayo, cajun meatloaf, our children=Dolce, Chanel, Zeus, Thor, Athena, Little Man and Luna, New York City, Florida, Boca, Ft. Lauderdale, soon to be ATL, lamp and carpet, Bud bottles, random acts of kindness, Carolina Panthers, Burger King onion rings, burritos, terrific Tuesdays, sunny Sundays, balconys, the beach, crushes, thinking you're in love, Chuck, his grapes and his runway, spying, squash puppies,my boss' chest and textingWe hate shadyness, liars, accusers, driving, people who don't know what they want, when Zeus wont shutup, cheap liquor hangovers, parallel parking, bass players (certain ones), mixing champaign and xanax, breaking up, head games, people that stare at you while you eat, assholes, laundry, cool places closing and speedbumps