"Look, there is no number for crazy..."
-AC
It's like beating a dead horse in the water."
-AC
People entertain me. Everybody always has all
this negative shit to say about other people. Fuck those people. Me? I'm always cheery.
Who would I possibly want to meet:
People who wear togas. People with new ideas. People who want to meet me after making it this far through my page. People who can take a piece of life and laugh at it, wonder about it, chew on it, marvel at it, revel in it, and then massacre traditional thought.
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Music?
Afghan Whigs
Big Head Todd, Rage, Beastie Boys, Pixies, dmb, Smokey Robinson, Chris Robinson, Incubus, Toadies, Pixies, Hum, Ben Folds, Guns n' Roses, Indigo Girls, New Order, Shadowflag, Di-rt, Emotion Sickness, Radiohead
Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Shawshank Redemption, Lost in Translation, Resevoir Dogs, Dazed and Confused, Ferris Bueller, Chasing Amy, Some Kind of Wonderful, Die Hard, PCU,
Dead Poets Society, Goonies, Garden State, Girl Next Door, any early Patrick Dempsey movie when he seems to get laid all the time, giving every average teenage boy some hope that a hot ass girl would give him a chance, same for John Cusack, Spinal Tap, 100 Girls, The Girl in the Cafe
Back to School, Mallrats, Empire of the Sun, Philadelphia, Singles, Tin Cup, Happy Gilmore, American Pie 1 and 2 (3 sucked) live concert dvds, weird and odd documenteries that I can never remember the names of, anything with Tony Randall, Napoleon Dynamite, The Wall
Hotel porn should not be overlooked... it can set the mood... what?! Do you want to know EVERYTHING about me just by reading this stupid page?
The Swedish Chef! A real treat when you catch him on the tube. Good luck with that.
Anything with Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Fred Sanford, Sherman Hemsley, Rodge, Dwayne, and Re-Run. I'm not very good at basketball, so I can't explain this.
No reads as of late. Probably gonna read some books by Dean Colvard. Usually stick to the Thesaurus and sometimes the Dictionary. I love reading, but books always make me pass out. Is that Adult ADD?
I have read Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment"
Less Than Zero
Taylor saying "weeeee!"
Friends
Seriously
Some of my favorite people
Some more of 'em
Charles Town, WV... Alice in Chains went on right after this was taken, and soon the sky would be littered with evian water bottles as thousands tossed them up into the air while Staley and Co. ripped through "Sickman".
Paul and Erin's Wedding
I didn't do anything... really!
Pam, Jade, Kyle, & Kelly
people who sacrifice high rewards for little recognition as long as the end result is better for everyone. and chuck norris. He should be a hero for all bad actors all over the world.
Ben in Afghanistan
Chuck Norris & Friends