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Alex, Inc

High emissions, Low standards. I ride bikes.

About Me


unfiltered and smooth going down

Name: Alex.
Date: I'll take two, please. On the same date? Absolutely!
Sex: I mean, really... is that a question? What a loaded word.
Drugs: No not yet, thanks. Besides, pot makes me socially comatose.
Philosophy: Love me, hate me, either way, if you can't deal with me, ride your merry fucking trolley out of my happy place.
Location: Um, Kansas...? No, no that's not right... that's not right at all... Shit, where you are is nothing but an abstract mindfuck anyway. Do you know where you're at?
Why you should be my friend: Never do anything because you "should"
Read my "fucking friends" blog.
Ideal vacation: I'm up for anything anywhere, really. No superfreaky shit, though. (I guess that depends on how you ask and if you're a female and it only involves us!)
A Little-known Fact: I half-cock my socks to expose my heals and cover my toes. Then I sit on the couch like Al Bundy and let my mind wander over the numbness of modern television programming.
A Truism: Sometimes a look is more loaded then words have the ability to express.
Oh Health: I smoke like a chimney when I drink. And I like to drink.
On Hygene: Some people take the regular, plain old shit way too seriously, and some people just need to take a shower
On the human race: I like people. I believe in people. I have faith in people to pick me up when I'm falling apart. But let's face it, most people try to shove their beliefs down your throat and if you don't agree, well, then you're going to hell. And we all know that would suck.
Why does Hell have to show up and ruin a good time?
On politics: Who is lying? Who is telling the truth? Do you like Smurfs?
On explicitly untasteful, or as I consider them, expressively helpful words: I don't need to write a paragraph when I can tell you in one sentence how I'm fucking feeling at that moment. I don't use them for any sort of hate reasons, unless you really are an all-around shithead.
What I miss: Now that all my friends are spread out, we can't shoot the shit all night long like we used to. Sorry people that's what this is for. It's my national substitute for my apartment floor, and yes I do steam clean! Too bad the cigarette burns won't come out of the rug, but the beer and wine stains are mostly gone.

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My Interests


"Look, there is no number for crazy..."
-AC
It's like beating a dead horse in the water."
-AC

People entertain me. Everybody always has all
this negative shit to say about other people. Fuck those people. Me? I'm always cheery.

I'd like to meet:

Who would I possibly want to meet:

People who wear togas. People with new ideas. People who want to meet me after making it this far through my page. People who can take a piece of life and laugh at it, wonder about it, chew on it, marvel at it, revel in it, and then massacre traditional thought.

View All the Spanky Animals

Music:

Music?

Afghan Whigs

Big Head Todd, Rage, Beastie Boys, Pixies, dmb, Smokey Robinson, Chris Robinson, Incubus, Toadies, Pixies, Hum, Ben Folds, Guns n' Roses, Indigo Girls, New Order, Shadowflag, Di-rt, Emotion Sickness, Radiohead

Movies:



Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Shawshank Redemption, Lost in Translation, Resevoir Dogs, Dazed and Confused, Ferris Bueller, Chasing Amy, Some Kind of Wonderful, Die Hard, PCU,

Dead Poets Society, Goonies, Garden State, Girl Next Door, any early Patrick Dempsey movie when he seems to get laid all the time, giving every average teenage boy some hope that a hot ass girl would give him a chance, same for John Cusack, Spinal Tap, 100 Girls, The Girl in the Cafe

Back to School, Mallrats, Empire of the Sun, Philadelphia, Singles, Tin Cup, Happy Gilmore, American Pie 1 and 2 (3 sucked) live concert dvds, weird and odd documenteries that I can never remember the names of, anything with Tony Randall, Napoleon Dynamite, The Wall

Hotel porn should not be overlooked... it can set the mood... what?! Do you want to know EVERYTHING about me just by reading this stupid page?

Television:

The Swedish Chef! A real treat when you catch him on the tube. Good luck with that.

Anything with Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Fred Sanford, Sherman Hemsley, Rodge, Dwayne, and Re-Run. I'm not very good at basketball, so I can't explain this.

Books:

No reads as of late. Probably gonna read some books by Dean Colvard. Usually stick to the Thesaurus and sometimes the Dictionary. I love reading, but books always make me pass out. Is that Adult ADD?

I have read Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment"

Less Than Zero

Taylor saying "weeeee!"

Friends

Seriously

Some of my favorite people

Some more of 'em

Charles Town, WV... Alice in Chains went on right after this was taken, and soon the sky would be littered with evian water bottles as thousands tossed them up into the air while Staley and Co. ripped through "Sickman".

Paul and Erin's Wedding

I didn't do anything... really!

Pam, Jade, Kyle, & Kelly

Heroes:

people who sacrifice high rewards for little recognition as long as the end result is better for everyone. and chuck norris. He should be a hero for all bad actors all over the world.

Ben in Afghanistan

Chuck Norris & Friends

My Blog

Seconds, Please.

On those nights you won't let me forgetFrom the days that carry overLends the voices of the pastUnregrettably giving you permissionTo break me Again.
Posted by Alex, Inc on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:11:00 PST

Ire Incumbant

I've sounds and pictures,and pictured soundsand tripped on milder times,and stumbled onto this newfound pinchunease, in ire, a sore, a mind I pound on burden, a ring, on changeI'll force yo...
Posted by Alex, Inc on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST

Crabs are delicious!: A generic topical outline

How about the NBA? First time in 20 years there were two teams on the court that could shoot the lights out. We've been waiting. How about MTV? Promoting gay lifestyle, yet they've recruited a gaggle...
Posted by Alex, Inc on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST

Yes, I'm about to watch a movie. Screw the blog thing...

I think this video is pretty good. Watch it!
Posted by Alex, Inc on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:41:00 PST

Quick note... |-o-| <---looks like a tie fighter, doesnt it?

Well that last blog didn't make any sense, but I make no apologies. I despise smurfs... and they say violence is bad for kids... Did anybody else watch that horrible, mind-numbing, child influenc...
Posted by Alex, Inc on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:37:00 PST

postings and gurlies

lame week for my blogs, eh? Shut it! All of you who keep posting bullshit bulletins that you never posted in the first place, change your password and they will stop. You have accidentally given your ...
Posted by Alex, Inc on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

Suuuuweeeeeeeeee!

Turkey Day and Chicago pics to be posted soon! I can't take the abuse! By the way, I highly recommend Thanksgiving Crashing. It's almost as much fun as Wedding Crashing, and there's better desser...
Posted by Alex, Inc on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Grandpa's doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it well...

Gobble, Gobble, kids! It's the perfect day to bring the family together, watch football, drink too much, let the Chevy Chase Vacation movies play in the background, and make the newest family mem...
Posted by Alex, Inc on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:04:00 PST

Recycled, like underwear: Always better the second time

You know, what's so funny about this, is that I had totally forgotten about this blog until Tanya reminded me. I get out of work today and I see a comment left on it, and I'm thinking, I don't recogni...
Posted by Alex, Inc on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:28:00 PST

Sell Yourself

I don't know why more people don't fill in their stories, pictures, columns, and art on their page. These blogs are shameless, self-promoting vehicles of unadulterated joy. Hell, I'm gonna ...
Posted by Alex, Inc on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST