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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Cirroc.Your modern world frightens and confuses me.When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year at that resort in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' I don't know. I'm a caveman; that's the way I think. Sometimes I wish I was frozen again, so I could get thawed in a couple thousand years and drive a flying car.And my favorite video game is Asteroids. Even though I suck at playing it.

Asteroids


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My Interests

The Miami Dolphins (next year is gonna be our year). Greasy crunchy tacos, stamp collecting, studying about the Rule Against Perpituities, the PPK, homemade soap, my Glock 30, pretty flowers, and shaved monkeys.

I'd like to meet:

Jenny from idontlikeyouinthatway.com. Phil Hartman. John Belushi. Chris Farley. Corbin Dallas.

Movies:

Blues Brothers 2000, Encino Man (for obvious reasons), and Fried Green Tomatos.

Television:

what is this television you speak of?

Books:

Origin of Species.