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Hugo

This is where he was murdered guv, honest

About Me

I like older men, between 75 and 93 but you cant be too picky these days can you. Mind you if they got a grandaughter around 21, their lovely as well. Surfing is my game and dictates my life, which can be a real arse sometimes but its a nice arse to have. I love crackin stories, jokes and all, i love my music, art, photgraphy and all that other bohemiam quid pro quo dizzle shizzle. I love the northern wit and classic outlook on life that everything is shit, but not too shit. If you can laugh at yourself, your on the right path.

My Interests

surfin, sex, music, art, surfin, skatin, women, nice people, jokes, guitar, footie, dancin in a disco bumper to bumper, hang on a minute wheres me jumper, travelling, good food, surfin, sex, women, pissups, fun times, reading a book whilst having a really good dump, my record label, Pura Vida Records, if you got some good stuff send it our way,

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Slater(or god as some might say), Beau Young(ten toes), Dave Rastovich(legend), Darren Huckerby(wizard), Hitler(and see what the feck he was thinkin), Genghis Khan(Serious traveller), John Butler, bob, the cat empire, the shins, roots manuva, desmond tutu, nelson mandela,and anyone else whos got a crackin story, and pele, and winston churchill, peter kay, adam sandler and my mates who i havent seen for friggin ages

Music:

The Barnaby Ray Quartet, Roads,The Cat Empire, Beautiful Girls, John Butler Trio, JJ, The Shins, The Duhks, Seth Lakeman, Cake, Dispatch, The Barnaby Ray Quartet, Roads, Roots Manuva, Mark B & Blade, Nextmen, Xavier Rudd, Panic! At The Disco bla bla bla

Movies:

Endless Summer, League of Gentleman, Spaced, Early Doors, Sprout, The Seedling, Single Fin Yellow, Shameless, Sin City, King Kong, City of Gods, foreign stuff, La Heine, Amelie

Television:

Is Shite, Generally

Books:

My 5 year diary from the age of 13 to 18 is classic, from one end of the pre pubescent dark tunnel, right into the depths of darkness and then out the other side with a tripped out adrian mole style outlook on life

Heroes:

my dad, mum, bru and sis, mohamed ali, nelson mandella, kelly slater, rasta, all my mates and all the musicians who are brilliant,you know who you are.