pryor

I recently sold all my stock in del Monte and purchased a 47 foot Cigarette boat. I no longer go to law school and I am currently unemployed. I live on my boat. It is parked behind my Mom's house on the trailer because I can't afford gas. It's a real gas guzzler if you know what I mean. My friend Ag is a rapper/fisherman/Casanova. He is what you can call a Renaissance man. Speaking of Ag, it reminds me of the time we were in Harbour Island and were on the boat next to Ethel Kennedy. She was so hammered this one afternoon that Ag and I took body shots off her leathery skin. The tequila tasted like burned chicken with a mothball after taste. (True story) She was a nice woman. Have you noticed a lot of Mormons in South Florida lately. Kind of freaks me out. Is Kathy Ireland still the Rapids Spokesperson? I'm going to go there this weekend and check it out. Does making out with a post-op make you gay? Oh, I was just wondering, you see I have a friend who . . .well you know the rest. Max Hardcore emails my friend, they are best buds. Saturday mornings I drive to the intersections where homeless people sell the Homeless Voice. Intead of money, I give them Coppertone. I'm sure the last thing they need is skin cancer. Mel Gibson is misunderstood. Okay, I made that up.