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Gary

For me, the worst thing about having King Kong walk down your street is that kids could look up and

About Me

Look at my red truck, fucking look at it! it peels out and does wheelies! ! my red truck has a vanity license plate that says "I H8 U" If you see me and my friends out partying you better watch your mouth! I like to go to clubs and get thrown out for being too drunk.

My Interests

making fun of foreigners, gettin really hammered, and fighting people that look at me wrong, I will beat your ass if you spill my long island ice tea!!!! burning out in my truck with my arm out the window flexing excites me also.. ...I also like taking walks on the beach with my special lady and when i see wimps I kick sand on them and belittle them.

I'd like to meet:

People that know how to fucking party!!!! ripping down 2 vodka redbulls and a zima is NOT partying!!!!, you striped shirt wear'in, tribal arm band tatoo sport'in, mustang GT driving, steriod abusing frat loser!!!!

Music:

Anything but lame country...Coe and Cash are exceptions....what I really enjoy and llike to shake a leg to is techno-goth trance

Movies:

first off, the fast and the furious was a shitty movie not a fucking life style, grow up you little fag-retards! your car looks stupid! a chevy cavalier with a race stripe and huge wing on it is still a chevy cavalier....why the shit does queen fucking latifa think she's an actress, this bothers me, she oughta be set on fire...that would be entertaining....

Television:

Hardcore reality TV fanatic, just kiddin...I hate that homo shit, it needs to go away. If you want good TV tune into some adultswim on the cartoon network.

Books:

Searching For Captian Zero, Florida Road Kill, Old Man and The Sea, anything by Carl Hiaasen, and the Spanish/ English Dictionary for providing me with my ability to speak perfect Spanish

Heroes:

Beetle Juice, Fitton, Napoleon Dynamite, Skip Paxton, Anheuser & Busch, and who ever owns the Cartoon Network