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Chronikill

We put the funk back in functional alcoholic.

About Me

-We are CHRONIKILL. We are a rap group from Old New York City, born and raised up on 40's of Olde E, boxcar nicks and julies killer cops... chronikill. CHRONIKILL...HERE IS A VIDEO OF US PERFORMING 'CHOPPING ONIONS' FROM OUR NEW ALBUM 'DRINKING ON A TUESDAY' -AS AN ADDED BONUS, THE DANCE IS EASY TO LEARN...It used to be BASE AND ZEROX, but now it's Charlie Cypher and ROX. The more things change the more they stay the same. These days, we've got Mr. Keno Speeds Martinez on the hype and ROX and CYPH on the mics...Cypher makes almost all of our beats (shout to SLOTH!), but we are always interested in working with producers. We can't pay you, but we can make you famous. Maybe famous isn't the right word. Fine, we can pay you. But like 5$...We're the shit, plain and simple. Modesty is a virture that escapes me.Having done shows in NYC, New Orleans, Philly, Baltimore, Baton Rouge, England (the country) and Rhode Island we're pretty used to rocking crowds. We get people dancing and screaming and jumping and drinking and happy and sad (but like introsepctive sad not slit wrists sad). We are like a rollercoaster of emotion in the amusement park of life. We aren't afraid to make bad analogies.We bring energy (and a minidisc player) to our live shows and basically invented double fisting on stage.In an era where even so-called 'famous' cats can't get the crowd moving (think Garfield and Heathcliff) we have heads dancing and screaming BORN AND RAISED when we say NEW YORK CITY.Come to the shows, sometimes they are free and they are always fun.Visit our "real" website www.chronikill.com for much more information, including songs, pictures and amazing, but infrequent, updates...This is pretty much all true, with a bit of arrogant conjecture thrown in for good measure. Bravado and such. Can't live without it.Let's all get high and freestyle!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/26/2005
Band Website: chronikill.com
Band Members:..
Influences:-
Sounds Like: GOD IS MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO YOUR EARS WHILE NOT WEARING A CONDOM.....AND YOU JUST MET.
Record Label: Labels hurt people. Labels are mean.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Our CD is Now on CD BABY...Only $8 - Recession Special

Hey Yall, Our brand new CD "Drinking on a Tuesday" is now available for sale online at http://cdbaby.com/cd/chronikill If you haven't been convinced by our amazing live shows, PR barrage or individual...
Posted by Chronikill on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:24:00 PST

A Quick Update

Whats Up Y'all, First order of biz: THANKS to all the heads that came out to the album release party at Local (we closed Local by the way) the other week and everyone who rolled through the album rele...
Posted by Chronikill on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:56:00 PST

ALBUM COMING SOON!!!

Hey Y'all, I know we talk mega shit about the album, but it is currently being mastered and we're looking at doing listening parties in late april/early may with a target album release show in the end...
Posted by Chronikill on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:02:00 PST

THANKS FOR COMING OUT

Hey y'all, Thanks much for coming through to Don Hills on Friday.. Hope you guys liked the new tracks, stay tuned for more shows in the near future and our new album (still untitled) dropping at...
Posted by Chronikill on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:42:00 PST

OUR TRACK PLAYER PLAYER

WE TRY AND POST SOME SHT PEOPLE WOULDNT HEAR OTHERWISE -LIKE FREESTLYES AND TRACKS THAT DIDNT MAKE THE ALBUM..OR LIVE SHIT.. OR SHIT OVER OTHER PEOPLES BEATS.. I THINK YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM...AND YOU ...
Posted by Chronikill on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

INTERN WANTED -COLLEGE CREDIT!!!!

Yo -err, Hello, Here at Chronikill HQ we've had paperwork piling up like whoa and we figured an intern may be able to help us while gaining valuable experience in the music industry and up to 3 colleg...
Posted by Chronikill on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST

Basing Rocks With Base and Rox On The Rock -PRESS

Yeah, Nah. This came out in the free paper on Roosevelt Island AKA the rock. And neither of us live there. FAME! -------------------------------------------------- Blogosphere Finds Island...Or ...
Posted by Chronikill on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST

show cancelled 10/21 @ pussycat lounge

our show at the Pussycat Lounge on 10/21 is cancelled.. don't cry for us, argentina.... if thats your real name..
Posted by Chronikill on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

custody battles

vistit my website fuckface. WWW.CHRONIKILL.COM
Posted by Chronikill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST