Jappy girls from Long Island (especially ones with Gucci bags, and drug habits), Cupcakes, snuggling, Cooking, falling in lust, Lemonade with no sugar, Wine, Getting Weird, R Kelly, making pilates instructional videos (Pilates 4 Hotties), Laguna Beach, Evites, Loitering, Bridge & Tunnel Scene, Fixing Sandwiches
Ignatius J. Reilly, R Kelly, William Zabka, Sean Connery, Rae Carruth, Phil Hartman, Jon Belushi, River Phoenix, Len Bias, Marvin Gaye, Marv Albert, Ron Artest, Shaq, Freddie Mitchell, Manny Ramirez, Rick James, Chris Farley, Darryl Strawberyy, Lawrence Taylor, Maurice Clarrett, Doc Gooden, Sean Taylor, Nate Newton, Malik Sealy, Bison Dele, Barrett Robbins... A nice girl with the following attributes: 8 ball a week habit, C-Section Scars (and accordingly several illegitimate children), a wrap sheet (minimum 5 offenses), a pissy attitude, a passion for felatio... Is that too much to ask for???I want to meet these girls... Seriously this might be the best thing I've ever seen...These are fun...
The Notorious B.I.G. (rip), Dirt McGirt AKA Old Dirty Bastard AKA Big Baby Jesus AKA Osirus (rip), The Ying Yang Twins (have you heard that Wait song?? F'n Genius) Nas, Cam'ron, Ma$e, 7th Floor Crew (please listen to my profile song... And FYI, these guys were on the University of Miami Hurricanes football team), Joey Crack, Big Pun, Black Rob, The Lox, Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, Kayne (except I wish he weren't such a colassal douche bag), Led Zeppelin, CCR, Marvin Gaye, Bananarama, The Bee Gees (Yup), Scissor Sisters, The Doors, Chronikill, Method Man, John Legend, and most notably R Kelly
Caddyshack, Zoolander, Coming to America, Trading Places, Dr. Strangelove, Catch Me if You Can, American Psycho, Beverly Hills Cop, Joe Dirt, Two Can Play, Belly, Major League, Beverly Hills Cop, Old School, Anchor Man, Karate Kid, Tombstone, Dumb and Dumber, Lolita (the original with Peter Sellers), and anything with Sean Connery because let's face it, he has the best image of all time. Oh yeah, that movie Summer Catch is pretty good, too.... And of course, my highschool football tapes. That's right, I am Al Bundy.
Rescue Me, The Wire, OC, Law & Order: Cory Unit, Prison Break, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb, Entourage, NFL Primetime, Sopranos (except for last season), Friday Night Lights.
A Confederacy of Dunces, Portnoy's Complaint, Catch 22, Friday Night Lights, Lolita, anything by Mario Puzo, The Odyssey.... And hopefully, if all goes well, Crescent City Sojourn.
R Kelly, Baby Jessica, Chris Henry, Elion Gonzales