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Mutacious Jackson

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About Me

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Name: Zach
Birthday: March 10th
Birthplace: Manhattan
Current Location: Studio City, CA
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty, lefties are sinister
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas ROM
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: women
Your Perfect Pizza: Prosciutto & chilli peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my book published
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: He/She's a mutant
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: my tush
Your Bedtime: whenver it's snuggle time
Your Most Missed Memory: Friday nights on Dunning Field
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fatburger
Single or Group Dates: Double Date Downtown
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: unsweetened lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: prolifically
Do you Sing: Only in the shower, either R Kelly or Seal
Do you Shower Daily: twice usually
Have you Been in Love: uh huh
Do you want to go to College: I'd love to go back
Do you want to get Married: Is Rosario Dawson still available?
Do you belive in yourself: On occasion
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: HELL NO!! I'm a hideous monster!!
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: It's easy when you're 3000 miles away
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: i wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: past hour?
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoking makes you look cool
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha.... NEVER, I put out!!
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: Mid-coitus
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Philanthropist
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6'' and under
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: simple
Number of Drugs I have taken: countless
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: zip
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 132,735,890
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My Interests

Jappy girls from Long Island (especially ones with Gucci bags, and drug habits), Cupcakes, snuggling, Cooking, falling in lust, Lemonade with no sugar, Wine, Getting Weird, R Kelly, making pilates instructional videos (Pilates 4 Hotties), Laguna Beach, Evites, Loitering, Bridge & Tunnel Scene, Fixing Sandwiches

I'd like to meet:

Ignatius J. Reilly, R Kelly, William Zabka, Sean Connery, Rae Carruth, Phil Hartman, Jon Belushi, River Phoenix, Len Bias, Marvin Gaye, Marv Albert, Ron Artest, Shaq, Freddie Mitchell, Manny Ramirez, Rick James, Chris Farley, Darryl Strawberyy, Lawrence Taylor, Maurice Clarrett, Doc Gooden, Sean Taylor, Nate Newton, Malik Sealy, Bison Dele, Barrett Robbins... A nice girl with the following attributes: 8 ball a week habit, C-Section Scars (and accordingly several illegitimate children), a wrap sheet (minimum 5 offenses), a pissy attitude, a passion for felatio... Is that too much to ask for???I want to meet these girls... Seriously this might be the best thing I've ever seen...These are fun...

Music:

The Notorious B.I.G. (rip), Dirt McGirt AKA Old Dirty Bastard AKA Big Baby Jesus AKA Osirus (rip), The Ying Yang Twins (have you heard that Wait song?? F'n Genius) Nas, Cam'ron, Ma$e, 7th Floor Crew (please listen to my profile song... And FYI, these guys were on the University of Miami Hurricanes football team), Joey Crack, Big Pun, Black Rob, The Lox, Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, Kayne (except I wish he weren't such a colassal douche bag), Led Zeppelin, CCR, Marvin Gaye, Bananarama, The Bee Gees (Yup), Scissor Sisters, The Doors, Chronikill, Method Man, John Legend, and most notably R Kelly

Movies:

Caddyshack, Zoolander, Coming to America, Trading Places, Dr. Strangelove, Catch Me if You Can, American Psycho, Beverly Hills Cop, Joe Dirt, Two Can Play, Belly, Major League, Beverly Hills Cop, Old School, Anchor Man, Karate Kid, Tombstone, Dumb and Dumber, Lolita (the original with Peter Sellers), and anything with Sean Connery because let's face it, he has the best image of all time. Oh yeah, that movie Summer Catch is pretty good, too.... And of course, my highschool football tapes. That's right, I am Al Bundy.

Television:

Rescue Me, The Wire, OC, Law & Order: Cory Unit, Prison Break, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb, Entourage, NFL Primetime, Sopranos (except for last season), Friday Night Lights.

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, Portnoy's Complaint, Catch 22, Friday Night Lights, Lolita, anything by Mario Puzo, The Odyssey.... And hopefully, if all goes well, Crescent City Sojourn.

Heroes:

R Kelly, Baby Jessica, Chris Henry, Elion Gonzales