Niagra Balls

I'd say I have my act together... Occasionally I find myself completely blacked out, making out with dudes' necks... I love to throw a nice headlock on you, especially if you're a guy... If you ever need some cottage cheese, just scrape a little bit off my legs... I have cascading balls...Once I was tripping on acid and lost my roommate's bike in Audubon Park... Another time, I wrapped my Xterra around a telephone pole after taking a soma while I had been drinking. Thankfully a good sumeritan drove me and my busted up car to the Hospital. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it... I have a vicious body-slam.