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the Jessness

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About Me

if i was in world war 2 they'd call me spitfire (cause you know that i can)

My Interests

DANCING * reading * bikram yoga * cooking * figuring out photoshop * black artline markers * talking kak * origami * onomatopoeia * smoking nice pot * eating sushi * learning spanish * pyjamas * zombies * superM * bass * tequila&lime * kidrobot * kenzo * ed hardy * ralph steadman ***

I'd like to meet:


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adopt your own virtual pet!* * I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! * *

Music:

this is daunting, so i'll just do a top 10. subject to change.pink floyd - wish you were here * love & rockets - hot trip to heaven * gorillaz - demon days * gnarls barkley - st. elsewhere * franz ferdinand - you could have it so much better * she wants revenge * niyorah - a different age * lyrics born - same shit different day * nirvana - bleach * prodigy - always outnumbered never outgunned *** ok, better make it top 20. nin - broken * jamie lidell - multiply * nick cave & the bad seeds - let love in * rhcp - blood sugar sex magik * ministry - land of rape & honey * the pixies - doolittle * squarepusher - do you know squarepusher? * the doors - l.a. woman * !!the wild eyes - our love has a special violence!! * dj shadow - private press *** sigh - may as well just keep going: lcd soundsystem * leroy hanghofer - white trash * tool - lateralus * david bowie - outside * typical cats * !!ween - chocolate & cheese!! (fucken awesome, check it out if you haven't) * fischerspooner - odyssey * portishead - dummy * pj harvey - rid of me * soft pink truth - do you want new wave, or do you want the soft pink truth? * the mars volta - frances the mute * basement jaxx - kish kash * blackalicious - blazing arrow * josh martinez - buck up princess * slightly stoopid - live & direct * ben harper - live from mars * 340ml - moving * codec & flexor - killermachine * madlib - blunted in da bombshelter * the knife - deep cuts ***(order does not denote preference)
Which NIN album are you?
Broken
Your are short but full of award-winning anger ('92 Grammy's just for the record)

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Movies:

shallow grave * the professional * sin city * fear & loathing in las vegas * strange days * true romance * spirited away * kung fu hustle * 28 days later * donnie darko * the fifth element * 12 monkeys * fight club * beetlejuice * death to smoochy * seven * city of god * moulin rouge * the rocky horror picture show * man on fire * the usual suspects * snatch * the crow * spun * dark city * pi * eternal sunshine of the spotless mind * march of the penguins * ninja scroll * assassins * the life aquatic with steve zissou * being john malkovich * adaptation * kill bill * the nightmare before christmas * city of lost children * hedwig & the angry inch * lady in the water * high fidelity * the big lebowski * natural born killers * the dangerous lives of alter boys * how to get ahead in advertising * memento * jacob's ladder * the emperor's new groove * run lola run * withnail & i * the animatrix * mars attacks! * spanglish * children of men * deja vu * casino royale * big fish * batman begins * i heart huckabees * mirrormask ***

Television:

invader zim!!! * samurai champloo!! * black books!! * lost * house * prometheus & bob * six feet under * the simpsons * ab fab * robot chicken * fawlty towers * futurama * red dwarf * arrested development * the powerpuff girls * the league of gentlemen * the daily show * shameless * heroes!! ***

Books:

jeff noon * clive barker * tom robbins * hunter s. thompson * alex garland * haruki murakami * gabriel garcia marquez * william gibson * snow crash by neal stephenson * perfume by patrick suskind * margaret atwood * chuck palahniuk * dune by frank herbert * the gunslinger by stephen king * the fountainhead by ayn rand * poppy z. brite * william burroughs * roald dahl * neil gaiman * mark haddon * vladimir nabakov * vikram seth * my year of meat by ruth ozeki * stiff by mary roach * ben elton * charles bukowski * a. a. milne * ursula le guin * memoirs of a geisha by arthur golden * the prophet by kahlil gibran * the diceman by luke rhinehart *** comics: transmetropolitan!!! * the maxx * bastard samurai * kabuki metamorphosis * the filth * sandman * jthm *** (getting "powers" soon! yay!)

Heroes:

hunter s. * robert rodriguez * walter murch * jhonen vasquez * trent reznor * brian burton * michel gondry * chris cunningham * spider jerusalem * richard o'brien * dylan moran * derren brown * terry gilliam * ff33cc };) ***

My Blog

jeff noon - dub karaoke (electric haiku remix)

all is floating calmon tremble-haunted wavelengthsdisco magnifiedgroove decoderscrackle-dance to fuse and popillusion's perfumedrumsoft mechanismsendazzlements of rhythmshimmering systemexplode of bas...
Posted by the Jessness on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

the man who taught his asshole to talk. from naked lunch by william s. burroughs

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. This ass talk had sort of...
Posted by the Jessness on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:54:00 PST

a poem by neil gaiman

The Day the Saucers CameThat day, the saucers landed. Hundreds of them, golden, Silent, coming down from the sky like great snowflakes,And the people of Earth stood and stared as they descended,Waitin...
Posted by the Jessness on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST