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The Great White Shark-ologist

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About Me

I AM: -ARACELI AKA CHALUPA AKA CELI AKA AREOLA AKA CHELSTERS...... -A Free Cheesybread -A Snorter (laughing) -A Dork -An 80's Trivia Champ -A Hard Worker -Freakin' Funny -A Nail Biter -Studing To Work as an Embalmer (Yup With Dead People) -Indecisive at times -A Hopless Romantic -A 4-eyes -CLUMSY -A Mex-E-CAN -Family oriented -Chainsaw and Wildfire Certified -A LAMBCHOP -Well Mannered (HA!) -Loyal -A "Blue Grass-Hank Williams Sr." Lover -As Sweet as a Cupcake -Morbid and Dark -Lingering -LOVING I HAVE: -NO WAY OUT! -Tattoos -Scars -Big Brown Eyes -A Knack with Tools -A Way with Kids -Wonderful Friends -A Loving Family -Sexo En El Pueblo Friends -Weird Dreams -A Constant Craving for Sushi -Morbid Thoughts -A Kind Gentle Heart -An Insatiable Sex Drive -A Fixation with different Languages -An Infatuation with ? -5 Dollars to my name -A Longing to be LOVED I LOVE DOING: -Laughing -Drawing/Paintin -Molesting Doggies (Sorry Bear) -Molesting my Anna -Waking up with a warm tecate in my hand next to my Jessica -Eating a whole package of String Cheese and Drinking Budlight in the car with Rick -Writing -Cussing -Cooking -Hanging out at Coffee Shops -Hanging out At 24 Hour Grocery Stores -Finding Money When I Do Laundry -Dancing -Drinking -Comming Home from A Night of Drinking to eat all the Cheese in the Fridge -Jumping on Beds -Eating Gushers Upside Down -Making Faces -Sleeping on the Floor -Watching Baseball -Listening to My Sister Play the Accordian -Hugging -Cuddalin' -Buying My Friends Drinks Until They Puke.... HAHAHAHA -Sneezing -Getting Tattoo'd -Chewing on Pencils -Playing the Same Song Over and Over and Over -Telling Lil' Fibs -Learning -Typing -Sleeping -People Watching -Thrift Shopping -Reading -Getting Dirty -Organizing -Collecting -LOVING I HATE: -The Smell of Burger King -People who are Inconsiderate -Bullies -Racism -Math -Papayas -Guys who Try to Get My Attention with "Hey.. Ch-ch" -People who CAN'T Drive -Girls Kissing Girls For Boys Sakes -Conceded Mother .............. -Putting Gas when Its Cold Outside -Being Cold -Periods -Feeling Uninspired -Long Lines At Grocery Stores -The Mall -People Touching My Feet -Getting Something in My Eye -People Who Critisize My Tattoos -Hypocrites -Being at Work with Nothing To Do -Boys Who Waste My Time!!!! -That I can Be Emotionally Constipated IM SCARED OF: -Turkeys -Well ALL Birds -My Mom/Dad/Sis Dying -Not Being Able to Have Kids -Of My Grandpa Everytime I get a new Tattoo -My Heart Growing Cold and Hard -Of All My Mistakes Catching up to ME -Never Being Loved, Really Loved in a Soulful Way MY DREAM JOB MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

THINGS I LOVE: -*TATTOOS* -Anything and everything from the 80's -Indie Stuff -Small shirts and Chucks on Boys -My Mommie and Father -Whispers in My Ear -Candles -The World Market -Hide-n-seek in the Dark -Board Games -My sister Nena -All My Family -Art -Quotes -Pasta -"Crunchy" Noises -Mr O's Jukebox -Chicken Wings Late At Night -Big Enough Closets to Sleep In -Lip Gloss -Pay Checks -Emo/New Wave Station on AOL Radio -Highlighters -Kisses -Sea Food -The Sun -Rap Songs with ALOT of Cussing -Breakfast for Dinner -Aprons -Changes -Long Skirts -Flowers in My Hair -Fruits -My Name -Medium Rare Steak -Asparagus -Boy Cut Undies -Coffee Cups -My Coffee Grinder/Maker -A Good Kitchen Knife -Most Kitchen Utencils -Mexico -Rings -"To Do Lists" -Brunch -Picnics -Greeting Cards -Poetry -My Bitches -Grilled P.B & Banana Sandwiches -Not brushing my hair -Stars -Scars -Strangers -Thrift stores -Naps -Cooking/Eating -Food Network -Wearing My Chucks -The Italian Language -Infatuation -Salty Doggs -Serial Killers.... -Having Pink Hair -Marbles -Old Cartoons -Cheese -Erics Photography -Bright Colors -Half pieces of Bubblicious gum -Cotten Candy Ice Cream -Voyeurism -Peer Pressure -Wine -Freckled Boddies -COFFEE -Nerds/Geeks -Other 4-eyes -Music -Books -Used Book Stores -The Smell of Used Book Stores -Tequila -MOJITOS -Summer -Stuff in B&W -The Ocean -Baseball -Terrible Mistakes -Orbit Gum -LOVE

I'd like to meet:

I HEART THEM....E quando ha avuto bisogno delle belle parole che è quando l'hanno fallita! !"Theres a feeling....an amazing feeling of being so small and so insignificant that awe takes you in such a way... that your breath catches in your throat and your eyes start to swell and you are not sure why.... IT'S LOVE! AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL....." " NOTE: IF YOU WANT ME TO "ADD" YOU... YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO CONTACT ME (SEND ME A MESSAGE) SO I KNOW WHAT YOUR ABOUT!!! ALSO IM ON HERE TO MEET FRIENDS SO BOYS PUT YOUR SCHLONGS BACK IN YOUR PANTS BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!And of course JIM HENSON!

Music:

Music is one of my passions..... my music collection ranges from classical- punk. Here are some of my favorites.... 1.*Elliott* 2.*THE CURE* 3.*THE SMITHS*/Morrissey 4.Le Tigre 5.*Dashboard Confessional* 6.Flaming Lips 7.The Raveonettes 8.Mana 9.Dean Martin 10.Hank Williams Sr. 11.THe Clash 12.Flock of Seagulls 13.Heather Nova 14.DeathCab4Cutie 15.David Bowie 17.Depeche Mode 18.Manu Chao 19.Hey Mercedes 20.Stretch Armstrong 21.New Order 22.SunnyDay RealEstate 23.HerSpace Holiday 24.CCR 25.Rolling Stones 26.Blondie 27.Bjork 28.Rosemary Clooney 29.Weezer 30.Brand New 31.all 50's doowop oldies..... and the list goes on & on & on!!!!!! Thanks for all the good music Bob!

Movies:

So many here too...."celi loves to stay home and be a movie junkie" Here are some.....(no particular order) 1.ALL MUPPET MOVIES 2.All 80's movies with:Molly Ringwald/John Cusack/Chevy Chase Well ALL 80'S MOVIES! 3.Love Me If You Dare 4.Sex & Lucia 5.Romeo & Juliet (with Claire Danes) 6.Donnie Darko 7.Snatch 8.Fight Club 9.Royal Tenenbaums? 10.Old School 11.United States of Leland 12.Intermission 13.My Life Without Me 14.Y Tu Mama Tambien 15.Old spanish movies starring Pedro Infante 16.Rommy & Michells H.S. Reunion 18.Motorcycle Diaries 19.The Labryinth 20.E.T. 21.The Lord of The Rings 22.Spirited Away and so many more................... img src=" http://digilander.libero.it/theegoonies/logo_goonies.gif"

Television:

I dont watch too much cause I work a lot, and when im not working im out with friends.....but here are some shows or stations that I am addicted to... 1.ALIAS-never miss an episode since day 1! 2.Family Guy 3.The Simpsons 4.6 Feet Under 5.ALL SHOWS ON THE FOODNETWORK 7.COURT T.V. after 6pm 8.That 70's Show 9.Reno 911 10.Chappell show Homer-"Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?" Apu-"Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it." Homer-"Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."AND THESE ARE SHOWS I F!@..$%* MISS....... 1.The Muppet Show 2.Duck Tails 3.LampChops Playalong 4.Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? 5.The Gummies 7.ALL MICKEYMOUSE CARTOONS THAT THE DISNEY CHANNEL NO LONGER SHOWS.....efin disney channel 8.Pound Puppies 9.Thunder Cats 10.Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers 11.Heathcliff 12.Fraggle Rock RIP -le sigh- " "img src="http://www.neitherland.com/sale/videos/fraggle_rock.jpg "

Books:

CURRENTLY READING/LOVES TO READ ABOUT/BOOKSHELF FULL OF: -"Cannibal Killers" -My motorolla phone hand book. -ALL CALVIN AND HOBBES! -"How To" books-I love to get new ideas, learn new things (e.i. books on knitting/gardning/different languages) -Cook books -Italian books -Poetry books and -Books on drawing -Books on Mass Murderers, Serial Killers, Suicide/Homicide......

Heroes:

HERO'S ARE FOR PANSIES

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IM A HIP-HOPPER

AS KURUPT WOULD SAY..... "Shut the fuck up bitch,Eat a dick bitch,Eat a bowl of shit bitch,Munch on a mouthful of balls, in halls and mallsJust shut the fuck up bitch and work your jaws.Take a pill bi...
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:38:00 PST

Life must go on, i just forget why

So im back. Why does it feel so weird to be back in Reno. I hate the feeling of not knowing what to do. So helpless. So confused. Why is it that something that leaves us disgusted with ourselves is th...
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:10:00 PST

Welcome to the Tribe of Lonely Minds

I am Consumed with a Self Hatred. Growing up Dazed, Numb, Lingering and Ruined. Overwhelmed by this lack of Wanting to Feel. Obsessed for the morning sun to Fucking Fail me and not come. I walk ...
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:08:00 PST

fuck

i love you all!.............................
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:13:00 PST

To... uno dos tres!

TO PEOPLE WHO DRIVE IN CA.: Ok, I am really going to have to get use to being mean on the road!!!!! Thanks for feeding into my road rage! TO ANNA: I miss you soooooooooo much! I know life for you wit...
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I LOVE YOU!

So Im off tomorrow morning. Sorry to everyone who I didnt get a chance to say goodbye to. I will be back soon. CIAO!!!!!
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To... Part Due:

TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO FAKE THEIR OWN KIDNAPPING:  What? Do you like being selfish and inconsiderate? Not that I've had anyone close to me fake their own kidnapping (does Anna getting l...
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To.....

TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT MY BACKGROUND:heheheheTO ALL THOSE BOYS AT THE BARS THAT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MAKE AND HOW I WOULD BE SO LUCKY TO EVEN KNOW THEM: I dont care....
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK!

Why is it when it rains....it fucking pours? 1. Truck=death. It was inevitable. Working on fixing it at the moment. $700 outta my wallet. 2. So heres the situation I am in... Found out that my father ...
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whats goin' on Celi???

UPDATE 4-1-05-celi is tired, cranky... but hey 1 1/2 more hours til' im off......  What time is it? -I am also in pain...WHEN IT RAINS......IT POURS Got in a crash last night. Anna got a new car and i...
Posted by The Great White Shark-ologist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST