Friends
Family (chamoooooone ma bruvaz!)
Raves
Getting fuct
Getting bevved
Supernatural shit n magic illusions n all that jazz etc etc...
LOVE LAUGHING GAS (abit too much!!!)
Manchester (mad foooooor it me like!)
Music (everything 'bout it!)
Super Mario
FUCKIN' LOVE MONOPOLY
Theme Parks
Amusement Arcades
Paintball
Laser Quest
Bowling (tit and wank ha haa rachel:P)
PIGS - SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!
Piano
Drums
Phat dirty BASS
Nintendo DS
Betty Boop
Hot choc n whipped cream :) mmmm!
Darts (tis just like wrestling lol)
Being blonde and inshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane:P
GEORDIE SLIPPAZ (for tree!)
Love Jeremy my pink fluffy cushion and Gurkin my stoner penguin and also just penguins in general:)
Animals
Visiting the ZOO :)
Tats and piercings
My hatred for IAN BEALE ha haaa soz jake!
Boxing
Driving
Self help books lol!
Manga/Anime
Smoking and 'avin' a brew
Being an insomniac
Rushin' like a Rushin' Russian, ha haa!!
The words, "Oh dear me, dear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" come to mind when i'm pissed as a fart, infact pissed as a fart is an understatement... absolutely foookin ruined more like!
Being shit at googling.... especially when i was on those bleach beans of death one time (all who were there will know how mind destroying it was), but i'm sorry - i jus cudnt be defeated... jus like the same time i cudnt pee... but in the end, suprise suprise i was defeated.... n shel could pee... lucky bitch!!
I have a interest in Jeremy Kyle quite abit... what a twat! I think i shud go on his show with the problem of, "i hav a problem with you jeremy kyle" and then beat him down with his mic n tell him he disgusts me... and i dont admire him... that i don't think he is a very brave man... ill tell him that he's worthless and needs to get a proper job n sort his life out and that the baby is his n he needs to start actin up n be responsible as a dad n take his duty, pay his taxes n be an upstanding citizen like me and evryone else on the show and in the audience and hes the only vile one of us all... then i'll look at the audience, and wait til they geer me on and giv me a round of applause... then ill look smug and lash out sum more.. heck maybe even pull up a chair n sit down and then totaly go bak on wat ive said n start fuckin doin sum serious arse lickin tellin him i fuckin love him n wat the hell.. even giv him a kiss awwww how fuckin nice jeremy kyle u dick!! *ahem*, i realy think i shud maybes stop watchin that programme now...DnB 4evaaaaaaa!!
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"FREE THE WEEEEEEEED!" ha haa
it's good to be a fuck head!!! lol... u know... it's always good to lose ur mind once in a while and ur grip on reality... aslong as u get it back tho innit!
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EH OH, I FEEL LIKE A TELETUBBY ON A SPACE HOPPER HE HE HEEE!! :)
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I JUST LURRRRRVE TO RAVE... AND DANCE LIKE A TWAT.... AND JUS BE A DRUNKEN WREEEECKED WIRED BINGED BONGED FOOL BASICALLLLLY! :p HA HA!
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SHINY THINGS LOL! ....YES JAKE, I AM A LITTLE MAGPIE :p
I'd like to meet:
yer mam.... (oooops, i've already met her!!!)
on a serious note though, i would love to meet Edward Monkton on his thoughts on how he comes up with all his trippy lil weird and wonderful cards he makes :)
Music:
DnB 4evaaaaaaa!!
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MUSIC IS LIFE, MUSIC IS FOOOKIN MINT!! I love it all... bouncing! wob wob! :D
Movies:
In no order...
Trainspotting
Dead Man's Shoes
SLC Punk
Mirror Mask
Kids
Fight Club
Forrest Gump
Snatch
Boys Don't Cry
The Hot Chick
The Full Monty
Bubble Boy
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
All Adam Sandler films
All Ben Stiller films
All Jim Carrey films
The Lost Boys
Shrek 1 and 2
Wayne's World 1 and 2
Pirates of the Carribean
The Shining
The Devil's Rejects
Sin City
Shaun of the Dead
Scar Face
Reservoir Dogs
Saw 1, 2 and soon to be 3!
The Usual Suspects
L.A Confidential
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Human Traffic
The long Good Friday
Romeo Must Die
Queen of the Damned
Blade 1,2 and 3
Gangster Number 1
A Clockwork Orange
Both Bill and Ted's
E.T - just cus i wanna see the poor bastard finally get home :)
Blow
Bronyx Tale
Requieum for a Dream
City of God
The Pick of Destiny
House of 1000 Corpses
All the Evil Dead sequels
... and many many more
Television:
In no order...
Lost
Futurama
The Simpsons
The Brittas Empire
That 70's Show
The Young Ones
Bottom (hell yes!)
Friends
Scrubs
3rd Rock from the Sun
The Fast Show
The Green Wing
Neighbours
Coronation Street
Eastenders
Emmerdale
Diagnosis Murder
Family Guy
Hollyoaks
American Dad
The Mighty Boosh
Men Behaving Badly
Nathan Barley
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Black Books
Spaced
Garth M's (cus i can't spell:P)Darkplace
Bo! Selecta
Top Gear
Ainsley Harriet's Ready Steady Cook
DEAL OR NO DEAL
...and loads more other random shit!
Books:
Currently at the mo, i am reading 'Fragile Things' by Neil Gaiman...
'Altered State - The Story of Ecstasy Culture and Acid House'...
'The Graffiti Subculture'...
'HOW IT FEELS TO BE ATTACKED BY A SHARK also, SHOT IN THE HEAD, ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, CRUSHED BY AN AVALANCHE AND OTHER TRUE STORIES'... lol!
Heroes:
TIN TIN - 'boro scally style!
This first one's a treat... it's "Keta-tintin" raving to prodigy!
People that follow their dream(s)
KEEP IT PEEL!!!
John Peel... absolute music legend....
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