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Cam

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About Me

i do exactly what it says on the tin. fuck [email protected]

My Interests

bettering myself.

I'd like to meet:

not 18 year old stereotypical homosexuals. i hate stereotypes.in fact, no young people. i know enough young people. older people are better. more interesting.

Music:

ska music, punk music, cajun music... i don't know the names for the music hear and like. for sure, i don't like music that is on tv or radio.

Movies:

i like a lot of movies. quicker to list the types i don't like: teen movies, horror movies, westerns, japanese movies. there are, of course, exceptions.

Television:

i don't care much for TV. i usually only have it on when i'm beating off so no one can hear the fap.

Books:

fiction and non-fiction and stuff.

My Blog

Fatties, You Need To Get A Grip

Apologies for the offensive title, but you need to read Joanna Blythman's column in the Herald today:http://www.sundayherald.com/oped/opinion/display.var.1 691757.0.fatties_you_need_to_get_a_grip.phpco...
Posted by Cam on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:44:00 PST

Writing a song...

(sung to a really pathetic but classic country and western melody with a shitty slow guitar part with two chords)She broke my heart in twoBut she was smart and she knewThat like an atom once it's spli...
Posted by Cam on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:29:00 PST

not having a good time of late

i wrote a blog.  myspace crashed.  i am relieved.  i am emo.
Posted by Cam on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:11:00 PST

faggot

i hate people who think the word "faggot" is an insult.that is all.
Posted by Cam on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:00:00 PST

haiku

now the urge to leaveand never return is strongbut where would i go?(admittedly lacking a "season" word)
Posted by Cam on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:52:00 PST

saturday night! rant.

the one thing i hate about where i live is the fact that if i'm out on the weekend i have to walk through the meat market to get home.  the less clothes, the cheaper the cut.  i am glad i do...
Posted by Cam on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:06:00 PST

split shifts

i'm aled jones. it's all gone wrong for me.
Posted by Cam on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

Heresy

Tonight, i was (again) on the stage at Heresy (Jekyll & Hyde, Thursday nights), this time twice.  They sang Happy Birthday to me (well, to Truman Capote) and the final comedian made me a ball...
Posted by Cam on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST

United Network Command for Law Enforcement

For those of you who haven't already heard, my brother, Alex, and his wife, Naoko, have had a son, whom they have named Yuri Alex Rowan Cook.  He was born on Friday 23/03/07 at around 3pm and wei...
Posted by Cam on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST

not touching kids

was reading this book, Affluenza by Oliver James (proving to be a pretty cool read so far - go buy it) and it has a bit about how easy it is to fuck up your kids by being a git, and i thought:  "...
Posted by Cam on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:03:00 PST