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Saif

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I want to teach the world to sing... in perfect harmony... and spill their guts out in the streets with my ticking bag... Only kidding folks, I’m too Westernized to the point that I’m more of a target for kidnapping (to a bed and breakfast if I’m lucky, not many gay terrorists out there....not saying i would well, as they say... "Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Seth MacFarlane, and I guess it'd be super sweet to meet Robin Williams.

My Blog

gigging again

This Saturday....Will let you know how it goes...send positive vibes my way people.... Blog to follow obviously...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:56:00 GMT

Its a new dawn, its a new day... and i'm feeeeeeeeeeelin good

Dudes and dudettes, Madames et Monsieurs, comment ca va?Et tout bien isa? I feel I owe it to my fans who are wondering... will the nun walk on stage again? Has a new character been born? Will you ever...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 08:06:00 GMT

Get your mojo risin....

Dudes & Dudettes! tis been too long,First off, in case my psycho ex is out there still combing this out of not being able to let me go cos well, she is psycho... F*** OFF!And now, for the rest of you ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:10:00 GMT

New Year Forward Thinking thing....

Its been a year and in that year we have learnt three things1 Egypt has more than meets the eye2 Teaching is where I have found myself3 Life is good...To my UK fanbase, no idea when I'll be back in Bl...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:37:00 GMT

Career Choices

Dear readers of this blog... I must apologize for not writing sooner.  My new career is very demanding.  Believe it or not, I am a teacher.  And thanks to God above, a competent and ent...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:40:00 GMT

New Beginnings

Dear Cyber Soldiers... The time is upon us to realize where we stand in life... I am happy to report that yours truly has reached a new higher level of life and is happy, content.  At the moment ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:15:00 GMT

Get Back on the Seat you Lazy C*** Part II

Dear Supporters (you know who you are) I am seeking employment in Egypt... Its not as easy as everyone thinks, its not so much about what you know, but who you know. I have a chance to get a job teach...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Get back on the seat you lazy c**t!!! Part 1

Hello readers of cyber proxies... So my dream of becoming a professional comedian has taken a step back to evaluate the scene. As we grow, we change, and it is incomprehensible to think we'll never ch...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Fake people - Rant in E Major

Ok, so ever had someone tell you they would do something and not deliver? And when you approach the individual they are indifferent? Congratulations, you have had a taste of the real world.See I am no...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:54:00 GMT

On the road again...

Hello fellow cyber sloths... It is I, the hairy funny one... I have to confess some strange, abstract things have occured between my last blog and this one. To start, the domestic arrangement I had ma...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 14:50:00 GMT