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Downwrong

I don't mean gay as in homosexual. I mean gay as in retarded. -Sarah Silverman

About Me

If MySpace had been around when I was single- I'd probably be dead from STDs. You kids don't know how lucky you have it.

My Interests

music, Himsa, sleep, finding jeans that fit, Thai food, reminiscing, cocktails, my wife, pinball, space, Halloween, tennis, Hollywood, autumn, black t-shirts, fake meat, glam rock, Noo Yawk City, meaning of life, a cold PBR after mowing the lawn, photography, The Mustachio Bashio, anything with coconut, Amoeba Records, black/exotic women, the NFL/Green Bay Packers, movies, drums, Red Deaths at the Rainbow, sex, travel, peanut butter, Fluff, nature, Motley Crue, beauty, ugliness, naps in the hammock, France, animals, the beach, Mexican food, marijuana, Tivo, metrosexuality, New England, boobs, yoga, Vegas, anti-Bush propaganda, chocolate or vanilla scented perfumes/oils, wilderness, sushi, trashy women, solitude, Veganaise, candlelight

I'd like to meet:

Elle MacPherson, Sofía Vergara (www.sofiavergara.com), Kate Beckinsale... just on the off-chance that one of them might totally want to do me, and my wife would okay it. Yeah, I know. It's not looking real good.Aside from them... sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads- anyone who thinks I’m a righteous dude.

Music:

Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Faces, Rod Stweart, Humble Pie, Aerosmith, early Tom Petty, old KISS, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Cheap Trick, Joan Jett, NY Dolls, Iggy & The Stooges, Dead Boys, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Hanoi Rocks, Turbonegro, Backyard Babies, Hellacopters, The Binges, Towers Of London, Toilet Boys (R.I.P.), Dirty Sweet, Black Crowes, The Cult, London Quireboys, Chinatown (R.I.P.), Buckcherry, Van Halen (Roth era), Motley Crue, Faster Pussycat, Vain, Tigertailz, Kix, L.A. Guns, Ratt, Himsa, Earth Crisis, Madball, Sworn Enemy, Chokehold, Metallica, Anthrax, Killswitch Engage, Lamb Of God, Gorilla Biscuits, Pantera, Throwdown, Hatebreed, Damnation A.D., Testament, NWA, Eazy-E, Public Enemy, James Brown, Jurassic 5, Kool Keith, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Z-Trip, Sade, Massive Attack, Kool & The Gang, Elliott Smith, Cat Stevens, James Taylor, Ray LaMontagne, Gary Jules, Bob Marley, Crosby Stills & Nash, Jack Johnson, Emiliana Torrini, Coldplay, The Sundays, Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, West Indian Girl, Kings Of Convenience

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Shawshank Redemption, Crash ('05, not '96), Spinal Tap, The Crow, Breakfast Club, Old School, 16 Candles, Seven, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Amelie, Orange County, Contact, Waiting For Guffman, American History X, Memento, Vacation, Not Another Teen Movie, Office Space, Matrix, Napolean Dynamite, Touching The Void, Anchorman, most 80's porn

Television:

30 Rock, Man vs Wild, The Office (BBC & US), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Entourage, Letterman, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Crank Yankers

Books:

The Dirt, Wonderland Avenue, Blueberries For Sal, Adrift, Youth In Revolt, The Crow, Where The Sidewalk Ends, Crazy From The Heat, The Comedy Writer, Stairway To Heaven, Where The Wild Things Are, anything by Judy Blume or Henry Rollins

Heroes:

People who stand up for themselves, speak their mind, and carve their own path.

My Blog

SAVE THE DATE - JULY 28

It's time for the men to stop shaving and the women to pretend to like it.Bust out your speedos and terrycloth... it's time for...THE 2ND ANNUAL MUSTACHIO BASHIO!!Once again, REAL moustaches on the gu...
Posted by Downwrong on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:38:00 PST

this is how I courted my wife ; )

Guide on how to keep a girl....1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a ...
Posted by Downwrong on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:13:00 PST

The "new" America is still the "same" America

If you're looking for optimism, you came to the wrong place.Yes, the Republicans no longer have control of the house, the anti-abortion law didn't pass in South Dakota, and a bunch of other positive t...
Posted by Downwrong on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

big one

Scientists are reporting that the San Andreas fault is due to rip wide open at any moment and produce a massive earthquake. It's all over the news here. "EARTHQUAKE ALERT 2006!" blah, blah, blah. I h...
Posted by Downwrong on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:13:00 PST

I'm done voting

A few people asked if I voted on the state ballot measures yesterday. I didn't. I'm done voting. I initially became wary of the "democratic process" almost immediately after going to the pol...
Posted by Downwrong on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:10:00 PST

straight sexy like whoa

I'm as sick 'n tired of the played out, cliche, urban/r&b/rap videos currently in mega-rotation as you are. But the new David Banner clip for "Play" is pretty rad. It takes the typi...
Posted by Downwrong on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 02:51:00 PST

I've got issues

Simple science. The worsening greenhouse effect has heated ocean temperatures a few degrees warmer than they should be. Just enough to intensify hurricanes into record-breaking conditio...
Posted by Downwrong on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 04:50:00 PST