Diet Vanilla Pepsi, People with disabilities, anything with bacon, Books that I'm never going to read, any music with one person and one instrument, Paul French, Del Taco, those little orange crackers with peanut butter in between 'em, People of Color,Recycling, Mother Gaia, Rolfing and or Accupressure, Watching people in this town get more and more sick of thier own bullshit, watching the rodents at Pet Smart, Leonard's hot dog stand, All things Dre, Crossword puzzles, Golden Tee, The old guy at the bar who licks his finger and then touches the felt of the pool table to help illustrate the shot that he's never going to make because it involves a carom and four rails, Jack in the Box, Them Gays, Churros, Baseball, Hockey, Basketball, Lacross, Douching,Weiner Shnitzle,Cats, Alphabetizing my collection of canned foods.
These Guys!
Brittany, Christina, Ashlee, Ace of Bass, TLC, Kelly Clarkson, En Vogue, Buck Owens, Marcy Playground, Der Hasslehoff, Roy Bookbinder, Guy Davis, Otis Redding, Bel Biv Devoe, Nick Drake, Aerosmith, Harry Nillson, The Mentors, Pat Benetar, Metallica, Cat Power, Gwen Steffani, Onyx, House of Pain, NKOTB, Books on tape, Peter Ceterra, Pink Floyd, Missippi John Hurt, Young MC, Greg Brown, Crucifer, Dr. Dre, Hair in a Hat, Leonard Cohen, Lesbians, J. Giles Band, Love/Hate, That guy who always sings that one song...it's all dah-do-dah-do-do-umpah-dah-do-dap...Nina Simone, Missy, Elton John, EMF, Jesus Jones, George Jones, Mike Jones, Star Jones, Tom Jones, Joan Jet, Nancy Sinatra, Golden Earing, Fog Hat, Brian Adams, Dexie's Midnight Runners, Eddie Grant, Tom Petty, The A Teens, Anything on a Disney Soundtrack, Bonnie Prince Billy, Zamphir, Dean Martin.
Any DVD with Mick Foley, Bring It On, Brewster's Millions, Beaches, If I Should Fall From Grace, The Toy, Double Indemnity, Savanah Smiles, I am Sam II: Still Tarded, My Side of the Mountain, Anything Beat Takeshi, Harold and Maude, The Art of Auto-Felating for the Beginer, Anything John Hughes, Breathless, Love Actually, Anything without Carol Channing, Notting Hill, E! True Hollywood story of Dana Plato, First Blood, Cloak and Dagger, War Games, Journey of Natty Gan, Malibu's Most Wanted, Never Cry Wolf, My Generation, Six Pence None The Ritcher: Live at Red Rocks, Anything with Dolph, Jean-Claude, or Brian Bosworth.
Anything Ron Popeil is selling, The Food Channel, Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, Heat, Velocity, any WWE Pay-Per-View, Buffy, Taxi, It's Your Move, Mr. Wizard, Spencer for Hire, Remmington Steel, Scarecrow and Mrs. King, PAX, The 700 Club, Bass Fishing, Headliners and Legends, MXC, America's Test Kitchen, Real World (duh!), Girls Gone Wild infomercials, Trading Spaces, While you Were Out, Golden Girls Gone Wild infomercials, Iron Chef, The A Team, Iron Chef America, FOX News, NBA, HIghland games and/or MetRx World's Strongest Man Competition, anything where people hit eachother, MMA, UFC, K-1, Boxing, Jerry Springer, Real TV, Max X, Court TV, The TV Guide Channel.
What Classic Movie Are You?
Dave Van Ronk, Uncle Wiggly, Nutella, My Shaman, the makers of UNO, Basic cable, All thingz Gangsta, Siamese Twins, Windsor Pilates, Posh Spice, People who shower, Oprah, Willy Water Bug, Pete Rose, Eli Whitney and all of the super-stars past and present of the World Wrestling Federation, now known as the WWE.