I'm into music, art, photography, any shape/form of self-expression, anything that'll scare the shit out of me, being a computer nerd, silent films, philosophy, life, death, religion, sex, tattoos, piracy, anything untried, surfing during a hurricane, green laffy taffy, and traveling with no destination (usually alone)..... There are a billion other things that "interest" me but typing all that shit DOES NOT interest me.....
I DON'T DO DRUGS I AM ONE!!! - And it goes a lil somethin like dis....
Name: Penelope Payne
Birthday: March 22, 1984
Birthplace: the back of an elcamino at a Duran Duran concert
Current Location: HELL
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: it fluctuates (naturally blonde and i hate it)
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: i'm a mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: chuck taylors just like every other day since 9th grade
Your Weakness: music and musicians....
Your Fears: i have none!!! ah ha ha ha!
Your Perfect Pizza: a free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: no i dont have any nude pictures.... do you?
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i? that's not my hand! and where are my pants?!?! (j/k)
Your Best Physical Feature: dont have one
Your Bedtime: was i suppose to have one?
Your Most Missed Memory: charlie and freedom
Pepsi or Coke: neither Dr. Pepper mofo
MacDonalds or Burger King: why? you payin?
Single or Group Dates: no time for dates.... i've sold my soul to rock n' roll
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither that's brisk baby!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee with looooots of sugar
Do you Smoke: yeah, cigarettes...
Do you Swear: yes all the fuckin time
Do you Sing: uhh... yeah but not in public
Do you Shower Daily: well yeah! what kinda question is that?!?! are there people out there that dont that i should know about???
Have you Been in Love: yeah once unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: i am in college... sorta...
Do you want to get Married: no not at the moment...
Do you belive in yourself: when i'm high
Do you get Motion Sickness: when I get too high
Do you think you are Attractive: when i'm high
Are you a Health Freak: no (beggers cant be choosers now can they?)
Do you get along with your Parents: uhhh its complicated
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah but not when i'm in an open field
Do you play an Instrument: yeah bass and guitar but mostly bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no alcohol is gay
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah.... smoked what??? damn it be specific!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: what are you a narc or something?? but yeah recreationally ya know... hmmm...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: uhhh depends on your definition of date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no that requires money
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but donations are appreciated IE: I'm looking for employment... in dire need of income... I'll even clean your room for $2:) (I'm counting out pennies at the drive through HELP ME!)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: i wish
In the past month have you been Dumped: uhhh rejected? yeah dumped? no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no but i probably should of lol
Ever been Drunk: yeah thats y i quit
Ever been called a Tease: no i'm pretty straight up about things
Ever been Beaten up: not physically
Ever Shoplifted: may be.... i dunno but i probably should
How do you want to Die: jump out of an airplane with no parachute woohooo!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'll never grow up!!! ah ha ha ha!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: uhhh.... disneyland?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/isn't really important
Favourite Hair Color: blue/isn't really important
Short or Long Hair: bald/long
Height: my height or taller (no carnies)
Weight: no fatties (hahaha)
Best Clothing Style: NONE! jk... no style can describe my flava home cheese... (what happened to the what i like in a boy?)
Number of Drugs I have taken: way too many or not enough.... haven't decided
Number of CDs I own: not nearly as many as i've lost
Number of Piercings: 3 ears/eyebrow
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: billions and yet none.....
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Jim Morrison, Mike Patton, Aleister Crowley, Edgar Allan Poe, Charles Bukowski, Nostradamus, and Slash.
MY MOTO:
"WE ARE HERE TO LAUGH AT THE ODDS AND LIVE OUR LIVES SO WELL THAT DEATH WILL TREMBLE TO TAKE US." -Charles Bukowski
QUOTES
"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." -Charles Bukowski
"The same people who wrote the bible thought the world was flat" -unknown
"Hippies, hippies........ they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee.." -Eric Cartman
I've most likely forgotten a few but here goes.... Ween, Primus (Les is the greatest bassist of our (or any before our) time), Government Mule (also great bassist) Shanni Sane (may be you might of heard of them if their pussy asses would leave New Orleans!!!!), Modest Mouse, Mastodon, The Misfits, Velvet Underground, Velvet Revolver, Meshuggah, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, The Rah Rah's, Screeching Weasel, Firewater, The Doors (Jim's the shit.... and so is the naked indian), Black Flag, CKY, Queens Of The Stone Age, Led Zepplin, Acid Bath, Deadboy And The Elephantmen, Agents of Oblivion (Dax's voice is not of this world), Crowbar, COC, FRAMES OF REFERENCE, Ahab, Iggy Pop and The Motha Fuckin' Stooges yo, The Mars Volta, Sparta, At the Drive-In, Alice In Chains, Bob Dylan, Fu Manchu, Every Time I Die, CLUTCH!!!!, Slayer, Hatebreed, Frank Zappa, Frank Black, The Doves, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult, Reverend Horton Heat, FUCKEMOS, Bad Religion, A Perfect Circle, Killswitch Engage, Weezer, Speedealer, Poundhound, Pantera, Damage Plan, Black Label Society, Wizards of Boat, Always The Runner, Bela Fleck And The Motha Fuckin Flecktones, Widespread Panic, Fetus, The Sex Pistols, Dixie Witch, Alabama Thunder Pussy, Cop Shoot Cop, Black Sabbath (pre-Ozzy), The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The White Stripes, The Cowboy Junkies, NIN, old ass Anthrax (don't laugh you know you dig it) Robert Johnson, Son House, T-Model Ford, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Evil Mothers, Pigface, Soilent Green, Goatwhore, Suplecs, Enemy Breed, The Object at the End of History, any Relapse or Rotten Records band (well the majority) Mason Jennings, Jack Johnson, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Fantomas (and every other band Mike Patton is associated with), The Flaming Lips, Six Past Hell, Helmet, Sonic Youth, The Butthole Surfers, The Chemical Brothers, Bongzilla, Fudgetunnel, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Hank III, Fiona Apple, Portishead, Mazzy Star, Ours, Phish, The Cramps, Jet, The Revolting Cocks, The Violent Femmes, The Decemberists, Wilco, Pete Yorn, The Doves, Alice Cooper, Bad Religion, The Sex Pistols, The Pixies, The Grateful Dead, Dysrhythmia, Radiohead, Superjoint Ritual, Jeff Buckley, FUGAZI!, Dillinger Escape Plan, Blind Melon (Nico in particular), Beck, Isis, JANE'S ADDICTION3 days can only be described as a masterpiece! and anything else with a rockabilly funkadelic screamo metal sludge groovy 80's punk that has soul lika da blues baby....
Any movie that was created for the sole purpose of moving the masses or opening the viewer's minds to a new kind of emotion, idea, way of thinking, or just a desperate attempt to make them feel the pain, joy, love, dispair, or any other emotion the screenwriter/director/producer at one point in life was/is consumed by. They spend somewhere between hundreds of thousands of dollars and fifty bucks and/or the max out as many credit cards as they can, without thinking twice about their credit, and devoting every minute of everyday with an unbreakable passion, just getting off to manipulating movie goers emotions, dying to hear the words, "I had no idea" dying to draw their tears to connect and sympathize or empathize for this character that you gave life to. They want to give "glasses to the masses" showing them a whole other way of thinking/living/believing/or anything other than what most of societies "robots" minds aren't used to or never took the time to walk in someone elses shoes. Yeah I know being rich and famous ain't half bad I'm sure but fuck, most of today's movies are made to win an award, to please the critics and teenboppers and they sell out so easily. Shit half the time the action figures, t-shirts, and breakfast cereals come out before the trailors!!!.... that's not art, movies i like usually "stick it to da man".... or are just really sick and twisted.... anything shocking....
I don't watch Television and notice I said Television not TV cause TV is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and Television is nooooo friend of mine! -mr. show
I'm working on a few film books at the moment but I usually read alot of Edgar Allan Poe (sick, demented, twisted shit like that), Aleister Crowley, An American Poet -Mr. Mojo Risin himself, or anyone else's philosophy as long as it's not mine, any and every religion, life, death, fear, drugs, science, pain, history, and psychology. 'If we are to think anew it must be from a new stance, one essentially unfamiliar to us; or, say, from a further perspective that is uncontrollable by us.' -Stanely Cavell
That little bitch in my mind that slowed the knife, i'd be dead without her... drugs have saved my life a few times and at the same time nearly destroyed it so.... uhhhh... yeah.... oh yeah and ferris bueler, steve-o (the one on my friends list not the jackass from jackass) and Shirly and Johnathon/AKA: Dick (they've bailed me out too many times for their names not to be mentioned)