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OK, Zookeeping, Piano Playing, Wakeboarding, Totally Nuts, and I love to party with the ladies. I can mix a mean martini, make mudslides from scratch, and when it comes to body shots, Giggity Giggity Giggity!!!NEW ABOUT ME SURVEY...BETTER!!
Name? Chris
Hair? Brown
Eyes? Brown
Height? 5'10"
Hometown? Naw'Lins
Birthplace? NOLA
Sign? Archer
Left/Right handed? Right
Heritage? Mutt
Favorite Season? Crawfish
Favorite Color? Navy Blue
Favorite Cd? Bat Out of Hell
Favorite Movie? Animal House
Favorite day of the week? Sunday
Favorite number? 42
Favorite animals? Orangutan
What pets do you have? Hedgehog, Cat, Dog
Favorite car? Jeep Wrangler
Favorite Sport? Hockey
What did you wear today? Shorts, T-shirt, no undies
Favorite Food? Seafood
Do you smoke? Nope
Do you drink? And How!
Do you do drugs? Blegch!
Do you like your life? Fan-freaking-tastic
Favorite fast food? Rally's
What did you eat today? Juice, Fried Fish, Potatoes, and a Veggie Burger
How many piercings do you have? Unperforated
How many tatoos do you have? Uninked
What is your weakness? Kryptonite
What is your greatest fear? Nuclear War, and Carnies
Where would you most like to travel to? Australia
Favorite band/artist? Elton John
Do you like indoors or outdoors better? Outdoors
What is your favorite pastime? Reading
Favorite holiday? Halloween
Most missed memory? Working at Disney
Biggest Regret? None
Ever been in love? Yes
Someone you love? Heather
Something you hate? Baseball Cards
Do you think you are attractive? I'm fine
Do you believe in yourself? Ab-so-freaking-lutely
What do you wish you could change about yourself? My gut
Favorite junk food? Twizzlers
Favorite t.v. show? Family Guy, Simpsons, Wildboyz
Most important quality in a friend? Be there
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend? Be there
Do you cry when you watch a sad movie? Nope, I don't have a soul
Do you shower everyday? yeeesh
Do you get along with your parents? Most of the time
Do you go to school and/or have a job? School, but other than that, I'm a bum
Are you .. for more than 2 hours a day? sometimes
Sox or Yankees? Zephyrs
Coke or pepsi? Barq's
coffee or tea? Hot Chocolate
Night or day? Twilight
Raine or shine? Snow
Sugar or Salt? Pepper
beer or alcohol? Wine
cat or dog? Hedgehog
make love or fuck? Fool Around
chocolate or vanilla? Cherry Garcia
ideal job? Zookeeper
favorite ice cream? Mint Chocolate Chip
favorite video game? At the moment, Civ 3
favorite website? aza.org
What one thing do you want the most? My own sailboat
Do you have siblings? yes
Do you sing? Does Kareoke count?
Do you dance? See above
Ideal Boy or Girl
hair color? Brown
eye color? Green
height? 4'11"3/4
weight? 100 lbs
style? Heather's
what first attracts you to a person? eyes
are looks the most important quality? Nope, cause you can't fix stupid
do you like men and women? no
what about if you were drunk? NO
would you prefer the person to be rich? I'M NOT GAY!!!
do you want someone older or younger than you? Younger
What personality trait is most important? Funny
Final Questions
What is your screen name? Eat Me
Do you like meeting new people? No, change frightens me
What is your best quality? Long, Strong, and Down to get the Friction on
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I'm also in Kappa Kappa Psi, for those out of the loop, it's THE national fraternity for college band members (men and women(heh-heh ohhh riiight)). It's a great group to be a part of, and I have brothers in the actual sense of the word there, it's not like I bought them. They truly have always been there for me. THANKS HOMIES!!!
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Johnny Depp, Bill Murray, Jean-Michel Costeau, Jane Goodall, Jimmy Buffett, Chris Miller (Author of Animal House)

My Blog

Versus

Hmmm...I'm thinking it's been a LONG ASS time since I've done a versus blog (like pre-meeting my wife), so I'm thinking I'll pit...Chuck Norris Versus David BowieI know what you're thinking, WTTFF?How...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:17:00 GMT

Old Ass Movie Review

Well, it's time for a movie review."The Great Escape"This is by far the manliest movie that will ever be made. There are NO women in it. There is no blood, gore, stupid jokes, extreme violence, broman...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:47:00 GMT

My First Amendment Right (unless the Patriot Act got to it first)

I know, I know, it's been a while... First, I'm safe and sound, working out of the Houston Zoo, and Heather's in Wimberley, Texas, about an hour south of Austin. It sucks... Ass... Anyway, I think I'l...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:42:00 GMT

A Treatsie on Governmental Policy

To those of my readers and friends who follow the news, you most likely know that President Bush (yes, regardless of what you may say, think, or have been told by left-wing a-holes, George W. Bush is,...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:27:00 GMT

SUMMER BITCHES!!!!!

Well, finals are almost over, and let me tell you about some funny shit... First, yesterday (5/8/07) was such a bad day for me that I had wished a punk-ass high school kid had tried to mess with me as...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:07:00 GMT

It's Earth Day...

To all of my loyal readers... Today, as you are most likely unaware, is Earth Day, a day where we are to think about how we can better take care of our home, and its inhabitants. To that end, I have a...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:21:00 GMT

St. Romain's Field Guide to College Students, Part III

OK, here's a new chapter. Jazzinite (Homo beatnikii): The Jazzenite is an interesting specimen, in that they seem to be among the most vocal about his or her musical preferences, touting them as far s...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:39:00 GMT

St. Romain's Field Guide to College Students, Pt 2

Field Guide to College Students, Section II Funny Guyser (Homo humerus): The Funny Guyser is a unique specimen, in that it is one of the few college students that undergoes a metamorphosis. Oftentimes...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:39:00 GMT

College Student Field Guide, Part One of Several

While walking through the quad the other day, something happened to me that hasn't happened since my orientation. A member of a social fraternity came up to me and gave me a flyer. This may not seem l...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:15:00 GMT

Hmmm...

Well, the semester has started anew, and it's high time I sat down and wrote another funny blog. Why is it, that for the first week and a half of school, ALL the women on campus dress like they're goi...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:55:00 GMT