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About Me

After living until the distant future an awesome scientist split his brain in twain, brain transplanting it into two different bodies. Man bodies. These men, were even better at science incredibility than their previous one bodied father/selves. Figuring out the secret of time travel these men were able to travel back to the 21st century and get real badass at music. This newfound badassness allowed them to destroy the ambitions of their nemesis Dr. Blood. Thanks to their many albums filled with seemingly pointless and disconnected songs the world will one day be free of the horrible stuff that is Dr. Blood. Word.

You can now buy our album "So You Think You're a Grown-up" On-Line! Go check it out and buy it if you don't have a copy, because it's real good.-- -- -- -- -- -- CDBABY LINK for WIZARDS OF BOAT: So You Think You're a Grown-up --

You can buy our stuff on iTunes HERE!

Additional music can be heard at Wizards of Boat Bootlegs

Additional groupage can be joined at Wizards of Boat Group-fun

The incredible person who concieved this board (shown below) has sewed our kickass ancient-self costumes, sells our stuff at the shows, tells us when a song needs to rock harder, reminds us about things we need to bring to the past, fixes our hair and make-up and is the best person ever. Please tell her so.

This is Noelle....pee in terror

Also, Check Out our newest project Wizards of Boat Song-a-Week

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/10/2004
Band Website: freewebs.com/boatland
Band Members: Twin B & Twin D
Influences: lasers, pirranha, electricity, dinosaurs, cavemen, kudzu, tyranodactyls, puzzle games, uncharted regions of the brain, misbehavior, hot bodies, vegetable cake, nose jobs, angular underwear, carbonated milk, hooded sweatpants, H Batman, knives, losers, sweet ovens, roller skates, incredible fire, jumping jacks, broken glass, eyes, level-headed business tycoons, noodles, cooked noodles
Sounds Like: Here's your chance to buy our other albums and DVD's that are for sale. It's all set up through PayPal, just click on the album you want to add it to your cart. Each item is a mere $7, shipping included.
CD CD CD DVD CD If you want multiple items, simply ignore the page that opens after you click it and come back here to keep choosing items. Don't forget to leave your address.
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My Blog

We helped The Moles

Check out the Commercial DVD Map we made to help fans navigate the maze. If you haven't bought this yet, and like cool things, you should fix yourself up and buy all things residential. Yo...
Posted by Wizards of Boat on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 06:18:00 PST

Products Available

Currently available products are:Things to Make and Do(CD)Smidgen of Dumbness(CD)$-Mas(CD)The Church Show(DVD)So You Think You're A Grown-Up(CD)Currently unavailable products are:Secret Songs(CD)He's ...
Posted by Wizards of Boat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST