Last night I dreamed I could Moonwalk - Part IV |
There wasn't much left in the zoo except for one small thing.I remember finally getting to the gate to leave the zoo and Dr Blood was already there and wouldn't let leave without some kind of weird co...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:43:00 GMT |
Last night I dreamed I could Moonwalk - Part III |
Recap: In a zoo after closing, Dr. Blood has coerced a vam-queer into biting all the animals and is forcing them into a big, gay hump pile but to what end? Witches involved somehow, they are not to be...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
Last night I dreamed I could Moonwalk - Part II |
After I ditched that smelly ass vampire that was presumably going to try to eat rape me, I stopped to catch a smoke behind the vulture cage. As I lit it, it seemed to turn into dust and float away int...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:58:00 GMT |
Last night I dreamed I could Moonwalk - Part I |
Apparently, there was a career day at the zoo because I remember seeing a big banner and I was there. For some reason I was dressed as a nerd, glasses and pocket protector and whatn...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:17:00 GMT |
My new friend I met today |
I went to subway and then it got crazy.First off, you want to know what I got, I hear you. After chatting up the portly fellow that worked there (awesome Burt reynolds mustache) I told him to gimme a ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:56:00 GMT |
For to Bone Yourself |
I had a dream that involved time machines and alternate realities and this awesome Robot Dragon that had a cave full to the shit with gold.Long story short, There was this alternate reality version of...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:21:00 GMT |
Who's your favorite |
Confused Pete is hard to beat but how can you resist the Living Ham and Beaker.I say the Living Ham gets my vote
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:02:00 GMT |
I wish my hair cut itself |
If I were a robot like Robin "talentless craphole" Williams in Bicentennial Man instead of building artificial hearts and all that bull shit I would make my head open up and then a mechanical hand wou...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 18:41:00 GMT |
How I want to die (not a funny blog) |
I was thinking about it while I sitting in traffic waiting for some douchebag to pull a douchebag out of some other douchebag's douche hole and got to thinking about UFO's. Before that I was wondering...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 14:53:00 GMT |
