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Pseudointellectual

I'm Smarter Than You

About Me

I'm a realist and an intellectual. I probably have more education than you do, and it's a given that I've read more books. I don't believe in God, because I don't believe in God. If you are intelligent, you can't possibly believe in God. I don't believe in mythology or superstition. That includes astrology, aliens, crop circles and reincarnation. I don't believe in Jesus or Moses either, I just believe in John Lennon and me. I am a sophisticated person with a funny sense of humor, and I have a unique perspective on life. I am talented and gifted. I keep my body fit and firm, and I am able to hold my breath to a count of 200. I have many friends who are actors, actresses, models, scientists, important people and activist rock stars. I'm a vegetarian, and I don't even eat eggs so don't tell me you are a vegetarian if you eat eggs because you aren't. Forcing chickens to lay eggs so that we can eat them is animal cruety. A person can get protein from milk, and the cow enjoys being milked. I am a one woman man, and I am looking for a special someone who is almost as intelligent as I am and is on the same level of physical perfection as myself. In a relationship, there are the three A's, appreciation, attention and attitude. There are the three B's, beautiful, busty and busty. There are the three C's, captivating, character and chemistry. I could go on, but I'm thinking of writing a book about this and it would lose its necessary impact if I put it on myspace. I like hugging and kissing. I like being massaged and bathed. I would like a woman who enjoys cooking, laundry and housekeeping, and has a positive attitude about doing these things on a daily basis, but still has the energy and desire to put on a black lace nightie after doing these things and doesn't look as if she spent all day doing dishes, dusting, cleaning out the garbage can and mopping and waxing the floors. I want a woman who will laugh with me and not at me. I don't want a sick woman. If you are sick it is probably because of not eating right, not taking care of yourself, or worse yet bad genes. I have nothing against sick people, but they just aren't sexy. Keep it happy. Laughter is the key to everything. Just don't laugh at me. I have issues with that. Oh, and lastly I like a woman that is all natural. I don't like dyed hair, makeup, perfume, jewelry, nail polish, face cream and all that artificial stuff. I want a real woman. Breast implants are ok though.

My Interests

You name it, I've done it.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has the sense to see where I'm going with this.Intelligent and beautiful women. I don't like wrinkles, cellulite or fat. I don't want to meet the shallow superstitious type, so that means don't send me a message saying, "Oh you're an Aries! Aries are so sexy and drop dead gorgeous!" Because I know that I'm sexy and drop dead gorgeous, but that's not because I'm an Aries. It's from good genes, taking care of myself, and being lucky. If you've read everything in my about section, by now you are impressed, so go ahead and add me as a friend.

Music:

Rock and Metal

Movies:

I read books.

Television:

Too boring.

Books:

Too many to list here. Everything in the Dewey Decimal System.

Heroes:

Persons who are on the same intellectual level as myself. Einstein, Darwin, Copernicus, John Lennon, Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Galileo

My Blog

Welcome

I can't begin to tell you how good it feels to log into Myspace and see the friendly welcome of "Hello Pseudointellectual". I have Tom to thank for that. ...
Posted by Pseudointellectual on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

God

Just as a sort of test to see how broadminded and sharing God might be, I requested to be Myspace friends with several claiming to be God. Ladies and Gentlemen, drum roll...... I was denied. All tho...
Posted by Pseudointellectual on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:17:00 PST

Superiority

Welcome to myspace profile. I'm glad you are reading my thoughts because it is a good way to become enlightened and educated. You will find a stunning gathering of famous names and faces in my friend...
Posted by Pseudointellectual on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:42:00 PST

Breast Implants

If you think you need breast implants, there's a good chance that I will think you need them too. However, it's important that you know that your intelligence level is more important to me than breast...
Posted by Pseudointellectual on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST