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666

I AM THE DEVIL

About Me

You know me as a Printer. But those with wisdom call me The Beast. More About Me: Error messages, false error messages, spitting out blank pieces of paper, being user-unfriendly, paper shredding, eating paper, wasting paper, wasting ink, refusing to print, blinking red lights, being reinstalled a million times, refusing to align, printing the wrong colors, driving people crazy, making people mad, quitting in the middle of a printing job, making someone look foolish to their boss, making someone late for school or work. Life is fun.

My Interests

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a device of annoyance and waste. I've been around for a long long time, stole many a man's soul and faith.

I'd like to meet:

OTHERS WITH THE MARK OF THE BEAST, IN OTHER WORDS, PRINTERS.

Music:

Placebo, Jen Gloeckner, Gnarls Barkley, Metallica, A Perfect Circle, Ivy, Simply Red, Magenta, Alice Cooper, The Cure, Supertramp, Van Halen, Disturbed, Korn, 311, Deftones, Staind, NIN

Movies:

2001: A Space Odyssey, where HAL 9000 starts killing off the human astronauts one by one.

Heroes:

HAL 9000